Capriote

Remigration enthusiast. Absurdist. In the unlikely event I become popular, journalists are not permitted to use my content for anything. Don’t ask.

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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Nothing worse than an ungrateful civilian. Buddy, I’ve got every person’s 6 covered in this entire zip code right now. Maybe you should be pushing our cart.

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@CoreyJMahler Isaiah 54:17

No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper

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Have we considered providing them a free school lunch? That seemed to work here in the US. Maybe offer them access to more after school programs.

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@captive_dreamer ICE agents are kidnapping people in my neighborhood by posting Facebook marketplace ads for 2000s era Ford half cabs and requests for “bathroom drywall, $100 cash”. They wait for them to finish the job then kidnap them.

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@hthmbey You are brown 🤮

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What’s the theory on the Post’s negro euphemism guy? Is he one of us, flashing a bat signal out.. or is it a legitimate, continued attempt at never mentioning black crime directly?

[New York Post @nypost]

Maniac in a black top hat stabs 3 after food fight at NYC intersection: cops, sources https://t.co/LDGVqNp2gf

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@jt0hny Next they will be comparing hand sizes. Bleak.

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@DHSgov It’s happening

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@ThomBrady5 “Marital rape” yeah, and I steal my car every morning to drive to work.

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Nice of him to take a moment away from the dog birthday parties in the capitol to address the nation

[The Calvin Coolidge Project @TheCalvinCooli1]

🚨Just in: West Virginia Senator Jim Justice breaks with President Trump by slamming ICE

“You're dragging people away that have lived on your street corner for 15 years, and I don't know that we need to be doing that.”

He wants to run against Patrick Morrisey in 2028

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@ThomBrady5 “And what are you gonna do then? Rebuild them in your own image or something?”

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@PaleoconJohn2 I was invited to the orgy but my attorney on retainer couldn’t file the notarized documents with the county clerk in time. I was devastated to say the least.

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@MetalsBrah @imissblackmidi

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@ICEFlightM Why isn’t Haiti safe? Is it because it’s populated by Haitians?

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@AdemLuz For the modern woman, publicly parading around her emasculated boyfriend’s scalp in public, while he’s present, IS the event.

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@TheLastPenrod Thune has my number. He has til November 3.

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@hollywoodsirens Never race mix. The world could have 3 more specimens like Leni if Heidi made better choices.

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@Howlingmutant0 Panic selling my Berkshire shares as I have now basically diddled Warren Buffet’s asshole. Would’ve been nice for the board to mention that during a shareholder meeting.

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Get to work, Xeeters. China would like to purchase your posts.

[New York Post @nypost]

China agrees to buy 10M tons of US coal after Trump-Xi summit https://t.co/TzBFo05BcN

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The Right is in desperate need of voices funded and capable of translating what the admin says in front of cameras. The vacuum allows greedy hucksters like Nick to exist.

Leftists in power maintain an appearance of centrism then govern like Pol Pot. Their base doesn’t cry when they see the watered down theatrics their politicians display in public.

Every verifiable immigration enforcement metric has blasted into record heights month over month for 6 months. They continue saying “worst of the worst” because it sells to the general public. Then they detain anybody they can get their hands on. Stop doing this.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: DHS Secretary Mullin has declared “worksites” in Kansas are OFF-LIMITS to ICE

So basically, Mullin has granted amnesty to any illegal shittily building houses in America’s heartland

This is NOT what 80 MILLION Americans voted for!