CaptAssassin

My life is comics, good movies/tv, my family/friends, food/booze. Loyalty goes a long way w/me. And I can't stand Crybullies & Professional Victims.

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@Breaking57 Look everyone! It’s another jilted woman subliminally trying to peddle Spicy Cubes.

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@BlackAndNative1 Why is she yelling!

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@PunishersAngel @OTD_in_WWE @GovJVentura Makes sense, since he is an assh0le.

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@Ranting_Monkey Unfucking real! That had to be the grossest thing I’ve seen in awhile. And I’ve seen A Serbian Film and Trauma!

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@GDaddyzs Seriously, he was being all inclusive and feministic about it. Handing out equal rights and lefts! Good on him, if FAFO was a person1 WOOOO!

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@BredsguardDalen @Nuked4Every1 “You got me feelin’ dumb.” Don’t fight that feeling, run with it.

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@notCloutbay I don’t know what’s more humiliating for this guy. The fact that he has to tell people ”You know who I am” like that’s supposed to do something? Or that the majority of the people he does this to end up hitting him right in his jizz trap? You’d think he’d learn by now.

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@ErikUnchained @Nuked4Every1 At fist I was laughing and thought the cop was kind of a badass for handling both those guys. Then I realized it was Doug’s crush Patty Mayonnaise and stopped being interested in what was happening. When did he make the”jump”to impersonating a deputy sheriff?

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@Movie_Icon I’ve never seen anybody so horribly allergic to being happy. In my entire adult life! She literally bitched about Everything she laid her eyes on and then, made a conscious effort to think up more shit to complain about.

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@willow_wwhimsy It’s not only the way he butchers their names, it’s how he keeps on going. Blissfully unaware he’s messing up, that tells me his own IQ might be room temp.

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@TheDaysMalaise @MonBreeden Your silly. But if you don’t like someone you don’t know commenting on your PUBLIC post then don’t post anything. Your comment suggests compromise in an area that has no room for it.

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@Scribe_Light Big bucket of Win. Great legacy, R.I.P.

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@jayharryb @Kelij66 @Bi_SocialCancer @AmericaPapaBear That is the most moronic question I’ve heard in a very long time. You don’t know their intentions, you dont know their propensity for violence, you don’t know their mental state. Do I need to continue? Only a barely functioning idiot would ask this question with a straight face.

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@TheDaysMalaise @MonBreeden “Take the dang hat off and vote.” I bet you’re weak willed enough to prefer Safty over Liberty, if so you deserve neither. Benjamin Franklin wrote that all the way back in 1755.

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@LASHYBILLS To the guy in the blue shorts. Trying to tell the victim to calm down. You’re just as big of a bitch as the the guy trying to drown the guy on crutches.

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@thatG2m So if any door she needs to go through isn’t opened for her all the triggers get flipped? Then she decides to blow up her marriage? What does she do when she’s by herself? Dude’s going to spend the rest of his life living in fear of triggering her! Thats no way to live.

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@Breaking57 I’m just weirded out by the fact that the narrator is treating this like a Netflix true crime doc about some prolific serial killer.

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@Like_Mikki I couldn’t finish it. McGregor was shite, his character made absolutely zero sense. Most of the time remakes have at least 2 or 3 things in common with the original. Like the Plot or cameos. Waste of time don’t bother with it.

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@GangsterCinema Feetch was always pissing people off, always stepping on toes.

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