The Major

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

That has got to be the LOUDEST movie projector in history! Sounds like the machines in a linen factory.#metvsuperman

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

That settles it. I gotta get a fedora with a hat band and have a 'Press' identification card stuck in it. #metvsuperman

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

Kick butt, Supes! #metvsuperman

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

The Question is the number one criminal? :)#metvsuperman

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

Oh my gosh! Those comic books in the background! Man!#metvsuperman

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

Shees! That's one, frickin bad crime wave! That dead woman behind that counter? Shees!#metvsuperman

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

Robin can't get out of there? Come on, man. #metvbatman

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

@ImbrugliaJim Oh no way! Cool.

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

Holy Crap! That's an early hemi engine with batwing aircleaner! I want that Joker Roadster! #metvbatman

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

@BetsyTabor Classic.

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

A mechanical marvel? That can be disabled and ruined by the twist of it's nose? Okay. #metvbatman

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

Oh yeah, bank tellers ALWAY send back their substitutes to work as a teller the rest of their shift. Great bank, there. #metvbatman

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

Ya know, words can not even describe how in the flock the Joker was able to put that wiring on the commissioner, but that the idiot commissioner couldn't freaking TELL? #metvbatman

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

An enormous mansion, and all three residents are sitting together in one room, and one is reading about economics. Okay. #metvbatman

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

@DavesComicHero Lol

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

10 pound rocks falling on us had absolutely no effect, Carol! #Svengoolie

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

Foley's great.#Svengoolie

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

Hollywood: Where some actors have jackets, others no shirts. Just what temperatures ARE there in California within a few feet of each other? #Svengoolie

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

You forgot your metal mercury hat! #Svengoolie

[The Major @CaptBonnet]

You have to take off your shirt to make it look like you're hard at work digging, dude! #Svengoolie