Chris

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

Not my favorite dude but that was straight savage #respect https://t.co/vzkiRCqajj

[John McCain @SenJohnMcCain]

What, did they want me to call him a crazy skinny kid? https://t.co/Ym3juRfBev

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

We have failed as human beings if there's never a strain named Sokkas Cactus Juice

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

He was over the moon having the trip of the century but as a kid I didn't totally understand that he was high as a kite

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

When I was a kid I didn't fully grasp that Sokka essentially has a mind blowing LSD trip when he drinks the cactus water in Season 2 of TLA

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

Throw in the sam Adams season sampler and this was me in 2016 ladies and gentleman

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

Humanity is weird

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

What's the new meme of the lady yelling? Asking for a friend

[. @dataisplural]

THEN: i am a destitute seamstress struggling for survival in a never-ending game of property
NOW: I'M A DUCK WHOM OWNS THE RAILROAD

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

"Hey! How's things going?"

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

this guy https://t.co/XVmLlVBcLo

[JonTron @JonTronShow]

@OmniDestiny @SJWsnoke What I'm simply saying is, if being a minority is such a great thing, why does no one else seem to want to be it?

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

Gonna pioneer a new button on Illustrator: Eliminate Anchor Point Bullshittery

[757 Tweets @757_Tweets]

NOOOO WHO DID THIS😂😂

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

We don't deserve @PearlJam honestly 😭

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

Texts/snaps make 0% sense right after a nap

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

That dog is lit up for some steak, you know that's a fact

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

Wish someone would look at me like this dog is eyeing that steak

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

@sammitreee you can always count on me for that 🌾

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

@sammitreee are you doing a bit? There were multiple times where you made fun of me for liking her lmao

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

@sammitreee how tf you gonna tell me you DIDNT know I love Lorde. I know you're joking, you knew 😒

[Chris @CaptChrishea]

@CaptChrishea @lorde hi 👋🏻