CaptainFluffles 🍉

#QuanChiForMk1
#woolay
#buffgeras

🇵🇸 فلسطين حرة 🇵🇸

[CaptainFluffles 🍉 @CaptFluffles7]

I won #mk11 in #TGUxSEAM2019 with shang tsung YEEET

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

So they welcomed him and partied with him and he made them look as bad as he possibly could on purpose

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

he’s actually Hitler but people don’t care since his crimes aren’t against white people

[🐝 @beha_hun]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

Godzilla just called every game that tried to avoid the November release date some bitches 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

Imagine someone sending you their flaccid cock and balls using this template

[BFrog @BFrog__]

yo meando a mi amigo porque su ligue era una bruja y nos convirtió en salchichas

[CaptainFluffles 🍉 @CaptFluffles7]

@Sna8Gaming @gavinljx @sohlucky76386 @Dobogeee @lazyestan @ahkaionepi @S_JIAYU USBC!!!

[glock ☦︎ @gloccnem]

its funny how NASA keeps trying to look for aliens in space when they are literally living in the ocean

[Natx Wang 🇸🇬🍟 @natxwang]

Singapore lifemaxxing stack:

- Walk out of bedroom already sweating
- Shower #1 before leaving house
- Pray that my electronic fan doesn't run out of battery today
- Complain about weather in every conversation
- Shower #2 after the workout I didn't want to do cuz I was already sweating
- Plan my routes to stay in Aircon as much as possible
- Dinner and ice cream to cool down
- Shower #3 because I can't get into bed sweaty
- 9pm naked in bed with aircon on coldest setting while cussing at this elnino bs.

Wouldn't change a thing.

[Sjf(C)1884 @Sjfc1884_0]

W humanity

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Notice how even in Israeli propaganda, Israel wipes out a city and kills countless civilians due to being mildly annoyed

[mena @zcahverse]

Quem teve essa ideia não entregou um projeto, entregou uma experiência inteira

[Zojka 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇱 @_Zojka]

The average foid can't comprehend this btw

[J4mison @bocchifan16]

a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is probably the most audibly clear and crisp I’ve ever heard any heckle ever. Bravo

[honey @saintpattinson]

robert pattinson: can i read the script?

christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?

robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script?

[La esquina de Char @CharmandAznable]

Que curioso que ISIS amenace al papa justo cuando presenta una postura tajantemente anti-Israel

[Praise @tufpraise]

this was literally the whole point of ai

[Nick F @Doomcat29]

My opponent knows something I don’t

[f 🇵🇸 @AFrazzledScot]

Look at how scared he looks because it’s a grown man squaring up to him and not a defenceless child