John Honeywell

Travel writer specialising in cruise ships and cruise travel. Editor at Large, @WorldofCruising. Winner of @CLIAUK's Contribution to Cruise award, 2017

[John Honeywell @CaptGreybeard]

I am impressed with the way #R5 traffic reports today are referring to "a van which is on fire on the M20" to avoid any vampire scares

[John Honeywell @CaptGreybeard]

@holdencarver Now up to 461,913 impressions and 11,184 ReTweets - it seems to be taking on a new life #vanfires #vampires

[John Honeywell @CaptGreybeard]

To avoid confusion, BBC R5 traffic report is now referring to a "van which was on fire." No more vampire confusion

[John Honeywell @CaptGreybeard]

Thank you, BBC R5 for clarifying on air that the problem on the M25 is a van fire "and not a vampire as some people thought we said earlier"

[John Honeywell @CaptGreybeard]

According to BBC R5 traffic report, there's a vampire on the M25. Or it could be a van fire