Captain Jack Sparrow

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[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

I've been ruminating all day on exactly the right phrase to capture the essence of this particular day and here it is...

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

Whilst you're waiting, look for treasures. http://t.co/sU7DXEjmUk

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

You're just dying to know what I'm going to say today, aren't you?

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

If you don't have anything nice to say, you may be a journalist.

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

Never mind how you treat yourself. Treat others as if they may testify in your defense someday.

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

Jack is a good name.

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

When the winds have died and no momentum is imminent, this is the time to take stock and discard all useless ballast, NEVER the rum.

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

Failure is ALWAYS an option. Allowing it to end your journey is not.

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

Choose your position carefully. You can't make the most of a windfall if you're not standing beneath the right trees during the storm.

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

Another day, another treasure trove. There's a reason why it's called a Jackpot.

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

Always remember it is infinitely preferable to ask yourself 'Why did I do that?' over 'Why DIDN'T I do that?'

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

Success is a journey, not a destination. The 'X' on the map is a destination with gold, which allows more journeys.

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

Never give up hope. Even the emptiest of rooms may have secret passageways.

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

Ponder the greatest advancements of humanity and you will realize they rarely involve order and obedience.

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

An honest day's work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

I don't understand 90% of this, and still it makes me laugh... http://t.co/Zk0ZZqTCpK

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

Pirate diplomacy - the ability to delegate 90% of the work while commandeering 60% of the treasure.

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

There's no such thing as accidental piracy, it is simply your true nature revealing itself. Give in.

[Captain Jack Sparrow @CaptJSparrow]

The compass has pointed me off the map as of late, but I'm getting back on course. Have I missed anything important?