Capt.JackParker

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

she's right, you know...

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

he's right, you know...

those kids were literally praying. how'd that work out for them??

what we need is fewer psychotropic drugs, and an end to the nonsense of 'gender confusion.

We don't have a shortage of prayer, we have a pandemic of mentally ill 'trannies.'

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Michael Steele: "The thoughts and prayers. I'm so beyond that nonsense. The lie of that"

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

@Bubblebathgirl Dude needs to forget the cops, and find a dentist.

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

the fuck is wrong with her tongue

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

I’m glad she is, for sure.

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

he's right, you know...

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

I want her to run so bad, I might contribute to her campaign. Just to watch her drunken word salad rants.

And then watch her lose 48 states…

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

SPELLING MUCH?

[FrugalBC @frugalbc]

@JenniferSey The watered down the germs into meaninglessness. And that’s a problem, because there are people who fit those terms.

But when you expand a term to far beyond it’s pointed meaning into covering people with pretty average views, it loses any kind of meaning or power.

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

speaking of grammar 🤣
this one doesn't know how to use an apostrophe
the plural of 'coup' is 'coups'

is 42 your IQ?

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

@CCKuntz clever troll account! 😂😂😂

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

Patriots’ Day. “Stand your ground. Don’t fire unless fired upon. If they mean to have a war, let it begin here!” Captain John Parker, April 19, 1775.

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

@dbongino ...don't forget civilian disarmament

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

A Dutch Baby in a #cast iron #skillet It’s a thing of beauty, every time! 😋

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

@mmshealy @welliver_titus @Connellybooks @HarryBoschQuote “One of the rare times that a book can jump to a screen, and be true to the book.” Not like the film abominations of @leechilds’ @JackReacher books, then! Tom Cruise as Reacher? 🤮

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

@BelfastBBQ @Weberbarbecues @HillmountGarden @BBQLifeIreland @Neillmccay @onlyslaggin @rholdenbbq @blokeinbelfast @conordawson19 @WaffleHouse @WeberGrills @WeberGrills - not available in US?

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

@BelfastBBQ @Weberbarbecues @HillmountGarden @BBQLifeIreland @Neillmccay @onlyslaggin @rholdenbbq @blokeinbelfast @conordawson19 @WaffleHouse @WeberGrills Want!!

[𝓝𝓪𝓸𝓶𝓲 D 𝓖𝓲𝓵𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓽 @D0kauv]

I'm setting up an #onlinedating website for elderly people. I'm calling it #carbondating

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

@AppomattoxNPS That day also marked two year anniversary of the first Medal of Honor awarded

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

@gracehelbig Never had BBQ in Dallas, but the very best ‘Que in Phoenix is @LittleMissBBQ . And that’s a FACT!!

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

@LoveYourRV Ahhhh, the sweet sound of freedom!!

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

@dbleshock @popsbbqpit @LodgeCastIron Oh, hell yeah!!

[Capt.JackParker @CaptJackParker]

@18thandVineBBQ Want!!