CaptainJackSparrow

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I'm always on my ship, Black Pearl, in pursuit of the perfect glass of rum.

[CaptainJackSparrow @CaptJackSparRum]

I guess the United States is leaving Afghanistan....

It's like ol' Captain Jack always says: "I guess the rum here is gone"

[CaptainJackSparrow @CaptJackSparRum]

Andrew Cuomo step down! No rum for you!!!

[ジャック・スパロウ @jack_sparrow_tw]

俺の名は、キャプテン・ジャック・スパロウ、パール号の船長だ。おわかり？（定期）

[CaptainJackSparrow @CaptJackSparRum]

Meesa Captain Jar Jar Sparrow, me mateys. Where's the podracing?

[CaptainJackSparrow @CaptJackSparRum]

Many are saying the Delta Variant is already here, me mateys

[fliXophilic🎞️ @flixophilic]

The BEST thing we've seen is
Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow☠️.

[LillyJane916 @LillyJane916]

Art imitating life.

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow:

[ジャック・スパロウ @jack_sparrow_tw]

石に追いかけられてる…？初めてだな。（定期）

[CaptainJackSparrow @CaptJackSparRum]

@kevinpodas @MrIanOnline Yes, but why's the Rumsfeld gone

[CaptainJackSparrow @CaptJackSparRum]

Yes, but "where's the Rumsfeld" lol

[CaptainJackSparrow @CaptJackSparRum]

@luketaylorgo Yes I have matey, for i too am a pirate... Perhaps you have heard of me

[CaptainJackSparrow @CaptJackSparRum]

@luketaylorgo Yes mate, but he does know where the rum is

[Ian @Ian___Online]

DO NOT COLLAB WITH LUKE if you have the Sigmaillionaire mindset.

All money is crazy. Every Hypebeast worth his swag knows this.

Collab with Ian for million dollar
🙏😎🙏

[CaptainJackSparrow @CaptJackSparRum]

I've just gotten the vaccine, me matey's. Now where was I... Oh yes, looking for the rum!

[CaptainJackSparrow @CaptJackSparRum]

Oh mateys don't for get to log on to https://t.co/UV19toDlfV to co tinue finding where the rims gone (with your parents permission)

[CaptainJackSparrow @CaptJackSparRum]

I will be receiving my stimulus check 14,00$ worth of spanish doubloons

[ジャック・スパロウ @jack_sparrow_tw]

不死身のサル、か…（…）

[CaptainJackSparrow @CaptJackSparRum]

Where's the vaccine?!

[CaptainJackSparrow @CaptJackSparRum]

They're giving me some rum for my money, m8