CaptKony

be kind to others | gamer and drinker

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@hannahvtuber I know there’s 2 shots of rum and Irish cream in there

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@hannahvtuber Some might say that’s a dream.

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@Shayyydicc @MintFantome Hey Shay, thanks again for giving me a ride home after I was bar hopping. I can’t believe an Uber didn’t pick up my ride after 20 minutes. But you answered the phone at 2 in the morning, picked me up in your Maserati, and got me McDonalds so I wouldn’t be hungover the next day.

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@Shayyydicc @MintFantome Hey Shay, thanks again for donating &10 million dollars so we could refurbish the local theatre and save the inner city ballet program. We wanted to honor you at the big Nutcracker show, but you had to cook 100 rib roasts for the local food bank’s big free Christmas dinner.

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@Shayyydicc @dearsqn Hey Shay, thanks again for buying me a 6090ti. My old card was on its last legs and I really needed a new GPU. I appreciate you handling delivering my present before you pulled a double volunteer shift at the orphanage’s Christmas dinner that you also donated all the food for too

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@Shayyydicc @MintFantome Hey Shay, thanks again for saving me while I held hostage by terrorists at my employers Christmas party. I can’t believe you were able to figure out that they were trying to steal untraceable bonds and undermine their plan to kill the hostages to fake the terrorists deaths.

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@Shayyydicc @vickyroman_idol Hey Shay, thanks again for saving me from that polar bear in Arlington while you were on your way to volunteer at the soup kitchen. I can’t believe it was able to escape from the zoo while I was eating brisket at bbq place nearby. I didn’t know you were a finalist on Survivor.

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I hope @dooby3D is having a great Friday.

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@Shayyydicc @MintFantome Hey Shay, thanks again for finding an overnight logistics company for my friend Nick. He was starting to worry when his regular carrier Rudolph went down and then you came in the clutch. All of his deliveries will be made on the 25th because of you.

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@hannahvtuber To dust?

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@kvwviiju Do you fw Americans?

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@Shayyydicc @MintFantome Hey Shay, thanks for saving me again from my kidnapper. I can’t believe you were driving behind his car when I punched the tail light out. It was amazing watching you speed up to pit maneuver him and beat him up in hand to hand combat before opening the trunk.

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@Shayyydicc @MintFantome Hey Shay, thanks again for taking me to see Tron: Ares. The doctors were really worried that I was never going to get out of my coma, but as soon as I heard Jared Leto’s voice, I arose out of my hospital bed to leave the theatre. You really know how to problem solve.

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@Shayyydicc @MintFantome Hey Shay, thanks again for saving those horses from the burning stable. I was surprised you were able to ride a horse without a saddle while holding another horse’s lead rope in each arm. And on top of that you donated $10 million dollars for new land, stables and equipment.