Captain Masturbator

🔞 NSFW🔞 I'm your Chronic Masturbator friend to the end. Not some block headed Bracegirdle from Hardbottle! And I am unanimous in that! Hidey-F^kin-ho!

[Captain Masturbator @CaptMasturbator]

"You guys know I'm only playing this stupid game so I can see your dicks in the locker room"

[Kai 🌻 @KaiCisz]

#TrumpRally

[Kai 🌻 @KaiCisz]

#TrumpRally

[Blessed @blessed_213]

Can I make your day better? 🙂

[Captain Masturbator @CaptMasturbator]

@JohnWin44242599 @KaiCisz Keep telling yourself that.

[Kai 🌻 @KaiCisz]

#TrumpRally

[D Marie @Gypsysoul1968]

#TrumpRally

[Captain Masturbator @CaptMasturbator]

#Chucky

[Kai 🌻 @KaiCisz]

#TrumpRally

[masasumi @hotmagicstick]

I'm cumming 💦

[masasumi @hotmagicstick]

Enjoying masturbate today

[masasumi @hotmagicstick]

viktorherrera enjoying masturbate

[masasumi @hotmagicstick]

Cute boy, hot cumshot

[masasumi @hotmagicstick]

Hot sperm shot💦

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

Apparently, Clarence Thomas doesn’t like being called out for his and Ginni Thomas’ bribe guzzling corruption. If only Anita Hill’s warning was heeded.

[Captain Masturbator @CaptMasturbator]

@Joeiscool1981 Scary B*tch

[Daysfan @Joeiscool1981]

Marlena destroying Kristen. On this day 1995 #Days #Jarlena

[Captain Masturbator @CaptMasturbator]

@PostingOften If I skip the receipts...
Yeah, sounds about right.