Capt. Obvious

Captain on low budget airline SarcasmAir. I spilled something. Lots of lighted pretty buttons in cockpit. Any idea what they do?

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@MadelnCanada yes! 👍

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@ryangerritsen another threat to Canadian democracy.

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@PHDcracker Where Ryan's sleeping for the next little while.

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@DingDongNumbNut @CNviolations 😂

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@ScorpionsClub_ @tdmike20 @barstoolsports He saw the camera phone pointing at him but he continued with the insults.
He either can't handle his liquor or he just doesn't care who he offends.
Words have consequences.

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@libsoftiktok face blacked out.
you wouldn't want to embarrass the criminal.

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@EricLDaugh just like he fought for hell to bring down the most corrupt party he supported.
He's all talk no action.

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@HustleBitch_ He can't even contain his excitement mentioning Josh Green while stammering his words, shifting his body weight and trying not to laugh.
Californians should be infuriated.

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@FightBatch bus driver..

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@CTVNews bub bye.
🫡

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@realTrumpNewsX I'm positive she lost.

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@DerrickEvans4WV I call BS.
makeup, washed styled hair, no tears, calm unbroken voice.
If she was my wife she'd be a broken wreck.
This one is not.

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@DefiantLs Me:

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@elonmusk So cars and rockets aren't as appealing anymore?

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@thehealthb0t I have black plastic utensils.
*gulp*
😩

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@CollinRugg

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@TweetMyDaughter @stevensongs not a boob video but it'll still make our day.

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@BloodyOy @stevensongs hell no and I want one!

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@TaraBull808 then why did she let him in her house?