Capt. Eddie Penisi

I enjoy gladiator baths! Hey, I’m Eddie Penisi! (parody account. Real Capt. Penisi dyes his hair). Pronouns are “Captain” and “Mustache”

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

@edgallekfox8 “Minimal”…you don’t say….look no further than @ClevelandFire. They’re still letting one of these “sex buyers” walk into people’s homes!

Protect your daughter’s citizens of Cleveland. He might show off his “hose”

No fine. No suspension. Probably up for promotion soon.

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

@pretty_sarlin @grok

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@NEO_Scan Not funny.

What if she had a bundo branch?

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

Shiiiiiiiiiittttt….

You should see what they’re dumping on EMS Jake.

[Jake Zuckerman @jake_zuckerman]

I spent a lot of time in my life trying to get my byline into newspapers like The Washington Post.

It's a special thing to see for the first time https://t.co/6ngK0UCcrJ

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

@MattWallace888 @grok

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@Sportsmom1993 @NEO_Scan Why? Was your husband on the GI Joe team?

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

@Kronykal “he”? How dare you.

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

@DeptofWar Like and subscribe!

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

If this is true, then why don’t we see more people offing themselves in their garage with leaf blowers instead of still using cars? Apparently, it would get the job done 15x faster

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

Trump just loves law enforcement professionals…

Except for the law enforcement professionals on January 6th…

Fuck those guys right?

[Special Envoy Kristi Noem @EnvoyNoem]

Our brave men and women of law enforcement are being targeted and attacked by violent anarchists who seek to tear down America.

I want each and every member of law enforcement to know this: President Trump and I have your backs.

Stand with ICE as they continue to protect and defend our homeland.

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

@NEO_Scan Bring in the National Guard Mr. President! @POTUS

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@NEO_Scan I thought that guy moved to Vegas…

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

@thefactsdude The Fantastic 400

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

@4thOfJuly365 rotund

[fox8news @fox8news]

Although the WNBA won’t officially return to Cleveland until 2028, excitement is already building and fans aren’t waiting to lock in their seats.
https://t.co/dHGvWMIzbz

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

@HansMahncke Yes!!! This bro!!

The most alpha! Totes!

Except when he was hanging out with pedophiles (and “stuff”)…

And couldn’t get the pedo list out to the public.

Not so alpha.

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

@TheCartelDel Unlike WNBA games, people actually enjoy going to Target.

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

There’s a new app that alerts people to when #ICERaids are occurring in your community.

I encourage people to download this app, help search for ICE agents and hand them ice cold bottles of water because protecting and enforcing the law is not easy in this heat.

[Capt. Eddie Penisi @CaptPinisi]

@TheCLE Current neighborhood art:

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@TechX1320 @NEO_Scan Yes. I was there when it happened.