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@Saints Isaiah Stalpepper

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@snowlikejonn 🫘

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@The_Real_Fly

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@jackunheard Maybe they dont want to show their hand, but are trying to be discreet about truly wanting a lady mans on their team so they dominate & win championships. “What if we actually get a Lady Mans…hmm🤔?”

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@IfindRetards Delay is good. More time to more lady mans to play.

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@gurgavin Maybe he got back in Nbis last week at $140 with his $5 billy 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@ClayTravis @EnesFreedom @WNBA Herkalee herkalee 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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@The_Real_Fly

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@The_Guv Yes lol

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@SleeperSaints Not too bad

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@Saints @drewbrees 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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#drewbrees #HOF #neworleansaints congrats @drewbrees

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@snowlikejonn Wasnt that bad.

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@snowlikejonn Fixed

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@JoeHornsPhone

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@TWShannon @WNBA Hell yeah. Lets go Lady Mans

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@Saints

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@bennyjohnson @RobinReichman1 Shaq next

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After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

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