Captain Roger Victor

A puppet of a pilot.
Living the dream of an aviator.
Aviation SATIRE.
None of this is real, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the laughs!

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

Thank you all for the years of support, laughs, and I appreciate your patience with me as I decide where Roger goes from here. In the meanwhile check out these aviation creators for cool stuff:
@JTTsteve
@flykkylie
@Flying4Living
@MountainAviator
@JebBrooks
@ramptowerqueen

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

@MenTourPilot Well who is gonna wake me up from my nap after I uncontrollably fell asleep after only having 10 hours rest 3 time zones from my home after working a 15 hour day?

Who is gonna wake me up?????
The FAA better start handing out those little alarm clocks with bells.

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

We're on the Mammoth app too. Masterdam? Monsterdum? Masterdur?

https://t.co/6YV1VeTXV9

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

@flykkylie This post shows the ugliest side of union politics.

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

Louie is too cheap to spend $8 on a checkmark.

He said he needed those funds to pay for a registration renewal or something like that.

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

@FurloughedAgain Same.

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

Hey all, usually I don't ask for help with these kinds of things but he is a ramper at a larger airline and needs some help. If you can donate, great! Either way please spread the word.
https://t.co/V9aAW0Iszr

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

@FurloughedAgain Keep the max 8-9. But let's end it there. Put a fork in the MAX 10.

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

It's time to say goodbye to the Boeing 737.
It had a GREAT run. An AMAZING aircraft.
But it is a 1960s design that has been continuously tweaked and stretched enough.
Time for Boeing to let it go and design a new modern narrow body aircraft.

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

@FurloughedAgain They could... Wait for it... Diversify their fleet. Single fleet type is a strength yes, but as we see it is also a terrible weakness especially when they are strapped to an aging airframe designed 60 years ago that can't be expected to truly compete in modern times.

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

Problem: We are short on captains.

Solution: We paint another stripe on every first officers shoulder boards and run away shouting No Givsies Backsies!

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[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

@airport_girl It's simple.
If they are Captain Roger Victor, they are a good pilot.

It's me.
I'm they.

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

Behold! My final Fuck-to-give is seen here exiting the Earth's atmosphere.

I have none left to give.

[Max Guliani @maximusupinNYc]

What is this moving light over Brooklyn?

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

@Shariinthesky I flew once with an FO that kept his Tinder radius set to 0.5 of a mile on overnights. Said he was trying to hook up with other crew members on overnights.

This is how it is now.

I'm old.

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

@Jacob_flying No one is saying you have to.

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

Change is hard sometimes but it's necessary. The primary account will be the TikTok account but clips we make we still be shared to Insta and to our Twitter page as well. So no need to say goodbye.
Onwards!

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

@RAAtweets The same that occurs to the pilot who worked 5 days away from their families and gets extended against their will into a 6th day.
They learn to live with disappointment.
Fix your work rules, you'll find the pilots.
With each post this acct makes, it's insulting pilots more.

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

@MenTourPilot Could you send me a quick DM? Thanks!

[Captain Roger Victor @CaptRogerVictor]

No drama intended but I am leaning towards shutting down the twitter page for Roger as well. Twitter doesnt give the option to wipe the profile clean and start anew, but thats what I would like to do. A soft reboot of Rogers content. Truthfully, I hardly post on here much anymore