Capt Schlong

Part wrench jockey, part gamer, part geek.still here for the free pizza. I'm respectful(mostly), tactful(at times), but not exactly wholesome🤷‍♂️😈

[Capt Schlong @CaptSchlong]

Okay..... I started up a steam account, and I'm looking for recommendations, indie developers, and titles to review within the next 3 months:
_ I'll rate out of 5
_ Give honest thoughts on what's good, what needs polishing, if it's engaging or not so much(For me) +

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@yafaveredhead01 May the energy return 10 fold 🥰

[Turtle_Lair @NinjaTurtleLair]

“Tatsu” Toshishiro Obata holding his @NECA_TOYS action figure 35 years after the movie 🍿 This is awesome. 👏

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B

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@nothingviolett And I'm here for it 🤪💚

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@CaledonianKitty Clash of the titans

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@MissPookems Top 5(In no order)
_ Car mechanic Simulator
_ Far Cry 5 tied with RDR2(Fishing portion)
_ Forza(Test drive, time trial... No pressure 😌)
_ MLB the show
_ close your eyes and pick a puzzle/strategy title
.... Honorable mention goes to fight night EA UFC 2 or 3

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@KiraHeartX A lesson I learned a solid 23 years years ago.... Thank fuck I tried it on my chest first

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@CaledonianKitty When my stomach wants to behave... Tried and true vanilla

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@CaledonianKitty 2 or 5 for me

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Agree

[Dave @GamewithDave]

The Dreamcast deserved so much better. 🎮

Still one of SEGA’s best consoles.

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@NiqueSama What's the basis? This line had me in a chokehold all summer '04 😂😂😂

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@nothingviolett You're still among the best to pull this one off

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@therlwrites Back at you

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@CaledonianKitty C,E,F

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@SpookyThiccGurl 🎉🎉🎉

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@NiqueSama Feel good Friday 😊

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@yafaveredhead01 I can agree with this, but striking that right moment is tough.... schits creek was probably one of the better shows to do it. The last thing anyone wants from their favorite show(s) is strained writing (I'm looking at you arrow)

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@StephOshiri Enjoy the view

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@CaledonianKitty Bedazzled

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@CaledonianKitty Kung fu panda