Captainsmackfresh

I’m a barber/owner of Traditions Barbershop. I have a dark sense of humor. Level 38 achieved. fishing, shows, movies, punk, hiphop; me in a nutshell.

[Captainsmackfresh @CaptSmackfresh]

@lizzo lady!!!! You were HILARIOUS on the Kevin Hart Roast! I honestly thought you’d bomb but… DAMN! All the way through you had a great sense of humor! Much love! You’re awesome. 💚💚

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@jetneptune_ loving the new season, bro. Killing it! Also… I want dragon wings. Where you get them?

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@Mrjimflorentine dude! Stoked to see you in Grand Island! Second sick comedian I’ve seen around here since moving. The place you’re playing has an awesome 60s bowling alley in the basement! I got VIP! #stoked #comedy #standup

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@bigjayoakerson yoooo! Stoked to see your show tonight!!🤙.

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@WakeUpPatriott @RightScopee Peace out joke thief

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@MikhailaFuller @jordanbpeterson All the vibes and prayers to your dad and your family! 💚

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@UshaVanceNews 100%

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@Cobratate WE will take the shot. Been wanting to use my new AR anyway.

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@WakeUpPatriott @RightScopee Criminal

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@terencecrawford is the fuggin GOAT! Huskers won and Bud got the belt. Nebraska is ruling the map tonight!!! #GBR

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@TuckerCNews @RightScopee Super single 😂

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@jordanjensen’s new standup on Netflix is great! She’s hilarious!

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@RKELLAS That episode got me into you guys! Now I can’t stop watching the videos! Kudos 🤙

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@TiffanyHaddish you were SO funny on Adam Ray’s Jeremy’s House! You put Nebraska on the map in comedy, love. Thank you!

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@bigjayoakerson dude! Such an awesome surprise to see you in Omaha last night! Like a teaser for my tickets when you come back in December! Even though you sat and faced the other direction! YA BUM! 🤙

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Where is my connection to #BO6 ?!?!@Activision

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@JDVanceNewsX Nope!

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@EndWokeness I wish people would protest for me if I did some fucked shit and got handled for it!

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@its_The_Dr You are lying your ass off!