Captain Stay Puft

Professional smart ass, learned from the best.

[Captain Stay Puft @CaptStayPuft]

@MediacomSupport why is my internet not working?

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@MidAm_EnergyCo power went out 25 minutes ago

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@rickbeato I love your youtube videos man. Such an amazing teacher of music.

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@MediacomSupport @ErinJMT This kind of shit is unacceptable. Get your shit together and stop fucking with peoples lives!

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@NCAA Shame on you for letting this horseshit happen in a national championship game #FUCKALABAMA #FUCKCOLLEGEFOOTBALL #FUCKTHENCAA #FUCKNICKSABANFORPAYINGOFFREFS

[Captain Stay Puft @CaptStayPuft]

@MediacomSupport internet service has been down for 2 hours now not a fun way to start my morning

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@MediacomSupport what is wrong with your service tonight? Cant do anything online in the last 45 minutes

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@MediacomSupport what's up with your internet service tonight? Everything was fine until like 20 minutes ago and now I can barely surf the web let alone play games or watch hulu #ruiningmynight

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@Verizon @VZWSupport you some savage fucks.......been with you for almost 4 years and was never late on a payment until a few months ago thanks to losing my job to covid and at Christmas you cut my service off. Fuckin terrible!

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@MidAm_EnergyCo Power was just restored thank you for your assistance

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@MidAm_EnergyCo power has been out several hours but others in the neighborhood have it back what gives?

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@MidAm_EnergyCo power just went out was off for a couple minutes flickered back on and right back out again

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Someone from the @FCC or even @AjitPaiFCC himself needs to let @RepCindyAxne know that robocalls
Not allowed to cell phones, pagers, or other mobile devices without the called party's prior express consent. I have several voicemails from Mrs. Axne's office. No consent given!

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@WhiteHouse @POTUS 2020 and people still believe there is an invisible man living in the sky. Wake the fuck up! #seperationofchurchandstate #biblethumpers #closedmindedlosers #thereisnogod #thebiblewaswrittenbyman #ipraytohumptydumpty

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@RepCindyAxne these phone calls need to stop! I dont give a rat's ass about your teleconferences

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@bengleib I can believe nobody came up with Penisjuice

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@RepCindyAxne I really do not appreciate being called on my cell phone day after day by your office. I do not know how your office got my number or why they continue to call but it better stop!

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@Blizzard_Ent @BlizzardCS thanks for the lie that WC3 reforged would be out by 12/31/19

After waiting so long for this game to be released and now the thought of having to wait longer I'd just rather have my money back!

The last 10 years your company has just gone to shit!

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@NHLonNBCSports @NBCSports always great to find this when trying to watch hockey games. #fuckyou #iwannawatchhockey #stopdenyingmefromwatchingshitonyourwebsite

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@McDonalds see anything wrong here?? Why can't you hire #employees that can and will do their job correctly?? Your cheese is
#disgusting and #notwhatiordered #paypeoplesotheystopfuckingupmyfood