Give it to football or GTFO. You really need another building on campus named after you? The Pilot School of Business presented by Flying J at the Haslam Family Dog Building
every DC-based political operative bio is like: “Strategist. Storyteller. Girldad. Fighter of good fights. Lives on a diet of coffee and red wine, but usually not in the same cup 🤫. Always down to yap about redistricting. Hook ‘em 🤘”