CAPTAIN BICEPS BITCH

Future Dos Equis guy, Eagles enthusiast and female body inspector.

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@zach_malorgio @LeeDiValerio @aaron_kariuki Gorg shut up you ugly as hell boy

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@BHOLL4 ur coming to MIA

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@zach_malorgio no stfu

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@LeeDiValerio ur snap story had me geekin

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Youtube and chill?

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Can't wait to get back to Nova so I can eat some pussy! #ProteinDiet #GainsOnly #biceps

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@Dont_Be_MADS I'll give you a milshake

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@__FRANIMAL__ fight him pussy

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This was the moment when our friend, Aaron, contracted gonerrhea. Please retweet to raise awareness. #PrayForAaron

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Am I the only one that thinks @aaron_kariuki sounds like an ass-hat when talking to his family?

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@Joceromes Yo, ur avi HAS THAT CAKE BOY!! AND I EAT CAKE LIKE ITS MY JOB #biceps #StealinBitches #EatTheBootyLikeGroceries

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@Joceromes shut up hoe

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@LeeDiValerio You peaked in high school you big pussy

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@__FRANIMAL__ NO BUT IT LOOK LOOK LIKE YOU A PUSSY NIGGA

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You remember when I MERKED THAT ALBINO BITCH ON THE COURT YESTERDAY?! #BownDownToTheBiceps #HartmannTookYoBitch #Lol #Pussy

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Friday! Finally. Time to fuck some sexy sluts tonight!!

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IF SHE THROWIN THE PUSSY I'M CATCHIN

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@Dont_Be_MADS fine I prefer beating my meat anyway

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@Dont_Be_MADS YO COME TO NOVA. My roomate is at some Mac Miller concert or something so free room  ?