The Sandman

My friends call me Ricardo and I take big daddy hacks

[The Sandman @Capt_Falcone]

I hope everyone's thanksgiving eve was as heartwarming as mine

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“Ok we’re switching back from 2 days wfh to full time in office” says the geriatric who can’t operate a laptop

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I would like a rainforest cafe built in my house

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Such a class act on these bad boys

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I got hammered and bought 2 pairs of nunchucks

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Gonna try out this look in Florida next week. Thoughts?

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I am so dumb I just asked “hey how many Men’s One-a-Days do I take?”

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If one more person stands in front of me at a concert recording the entire show, I’m gonna go ape shit…like who wants to watch a concert they paid for, through some dork’s phone with a cracked screen

[BE_KIND_REWIND_ @TapedMemory]

22nd Breakfast

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Ya got me fucked up

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Not real Cannibal songs smh (wish they were tbh)

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

who would’ve guessed

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Tesla sideswiped me in traffic so I ran his entire car off the road…there’s levels here don’t play with the road rage champ

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Looks like Larry Nassar got his 👀👀👀👀

[JB @TopBoyJB10]

Look good 364 days outta the year then all the sudden they look like Sting

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@Kjg34 Haven’t started the new season, but I will cherish every moment of it for big Hank

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@ESPNRingside Lotta BS celebrity boxing coming off this page, but I gotta say, you guys nailed this one. Maybe you do know what you’re talking about…

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Corporations in June

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Bruh how do you think Amish people live? 😂😂😂 They dont live in caves, they’re just un phased

[Sunday Polls Guy (6’4 btw) @AsherHBaron]

The Amish in Lancaster today have to be thinking the rapture is upon us rn. Just no clue what’s going on—zero access to basic cable news or internet and all of sudden the sky’s on fire