Fortinbras

I'm the prince of Norway and I'm better than you. ;)

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@ham_lit775 you suck at fencing 👎⚔ #boo #roasted

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Even tho I hated Hamlet he was a pretty chill dude I guess... 🤔😔 #riphamlet #isittoolatenowtosaysorry?

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So since everyone died I'm naming myself the new king of Denmark!! 💁👏👸👑 #bignews #yayme #fabking

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I just love it when things work out for me 😁 #hamletsucks

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Wow what a tragedy that everyone died... 😭 #jk #lol 😂😈

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Guess you partied too hard Hamlet... 😏😈🍷

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Wait what. Everyone's already dead... 😳 #whoops #thisquarrycriesonhavoc

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OK THIS IS IT IM GOING TO FIGHT DENMARK 😫😠⚔

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Omg I just love having an army of ruffians who will do my bidding! 🙏👌🤗 #lucky #blessed

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I don't even care that Poland is literally worth nothing I wanted it and I took it so stop hating 😤 #iwantfabulous #iwantmore

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Just conquered Poland! 😄👏🤘 #yayme #denmarkisnext

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Making my way downtown, marching fast, Hamlet just passed, now I'm Poland bound ⚔🎶 #ilovethatsong #myjams

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I have heard some weird rumors about Hamlet's family life...like come on guys keep it classy 😳😖😷 #roasted

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Since Hamlet's father killed my father, I have decided that I think I want Denmark 😏 #revenge #itmakessense

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Look how handsome I am while plotting to take over other kingdoms 😎😉🌍 #hmu #ladies #fabulous

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Like father like son 👴👨👑 #Fortinbras4lyfe