Captain Obvious

Adjective. Easily seen, recognized, or understood.

[Captain Obvious @Capt_Obvious]

This is MY bit

[New York Post @nypost]

Plant-based meat not nutritionally the same as real meat: study https://t.co/z7w92cRktv

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Plaid+ is canceled. No need, as Plaid is just so good.

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This guy is unoriginal

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.@charliesheen is everything you wish you could be.

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Dwight Howard is an athletic human being.

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The new @MCHammer video is the funniest thing I've seen since Arrested Development. (The TV show or the hip-hop group, both deserved laughs)

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Keith Olbermann is a Democrat!!

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@SheriTingle it might be

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@chill417 Thanks Ed. You are chill!

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@officialTila just watched Gremlins last night. You really killed in that movie.

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@heidimontag God just called. He's so very proud of you for being in a porno mag. Hallelujah!

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Preseason NFL football sucks

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Criag Sager wears some ugly-ass suits.

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@rudesob which bitch are you? Oh, the unoriginal one biting my style. Just doing my thing and pointing out the obvious.

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@souljaboytellem omg rofl souljaboy!!

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@katyperry 3oh3 has no idea where epicsville is. They are, however, permanent residents of Below-Averageville.

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@officialTila Nice of the'hotties' to let Gizmo come along.

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@heidimontag Wow, tomorrow is Friday!!! Just when I'm ready to question your intelligence, you go and drop brilliance.

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@officialTila You're officially famous!!! http://tinyurl.com/dmn9zc

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@markhoppus Hey, you're in the middle of that picture!