Sugar Daddy Noah

[Sugar Daddy Noah @Capt_west]

Next president should be decided by a vibe check

[Sugar Daddy Noah @Capt_west]

I’m out here working on excel sheets.
Crafting formulas you could only dream of.

[Sugar Daddy Noah @Capt_west]

Hey boss, sorry I was late for work… I was stuck in a time loop

[erika @yeeeerika]

accidentally became important at work

[Sugar Daddy Noah @Capt_west]

One grown ass man asking another grown ass man for movie recommendations

[kathy @f4eth]

Seeing a gay person in New York is so crazy cuz its like...
Hold up. Are we about to spill some tea while listening to the BRAT album?
Or chop it up over a bacon egg and cheese the OCKY WAY...Like💀

[Sugar Daddy Noah @Capt_west]

“What the hell!!! This was just a molehill a minute ago” - the guy who wasn’t expecting a mountain

[Sugar Daddy Noah @Capt_west]

I’ve been watching this pot for hours, darn thing won’t boil!

[Sugar Daddy Noah @Capt_west]

Did you forget to shave your butt hair?

[Sugar Daddy Noah @Capt_west]

Kendrick and Drake are beefing?
Guess it’s about time for me to step in

[Sugar Daddy Noah @Capt_west]

Fart was so crazy, thought I was getting a notification

[Sugar Daddy Noah @Capt_west]

Would think y’all got a yeast infection the way y’all sick of this bread

[Sugar Daddy Noah @Capt_west]

It should be illegal to drive this drunk

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

he’s so me

[John Cusack @johncusack]

Are all you sick lying fucks done defending this horror. ?

[Nic @desilvanic]

IVE ABANDONED MY SLATT. IVE ABANDONED MY SLIME

[Sugar Daddy Noah @Capt_west]

Why is it always “sorry for your loss” and never “congratulations on your life insurance claim!!!”

[Sugar Daddy Noah @Capt_west]

So they can do this whenever they want, but I pull this in a Chilis and i’m “banned for life”

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Komodo Dragon regurgitates a large Moray Eel

[Alex @midsmoker34]

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[Sugar Daddy Noah @Capt_west]

One thing about me, I ALWAYS pay the top hat man his money