SEYSHEL BEACH CELEBRATION
The planet Seyshel Beach was liberated earlier this week following a long and concerted campaign by a small but inexplicably dedicated group of Helldivers. To annotate this long-awaited victory over the Illuminate, the citizens of the planet voted to establish the date of the planet's liberation as "Avengement Day."
On this new annual holiday, Beach citizens will pause to remember the planets lost to humanity's foes, and relish the superlative satisfaction of long-awaited retribution.
CAVES… the very word has been on the minds of Super Earth citizens in recent days.
To bring clarity to the chaos, Super Earth Command has deployed an expert with over 25 years of caving mastery. He will serve as your beacon in the abyss and your guiding light in the darkness.
Stand by, and watch the transmission.