Captain Abraham Bartholomew

[Captain Abraham Bartholomew @CaptainAbraham]

@QPR He didn't mention the intention to cheat their way to victory alongside the thuggery and fake injuries

[Captain Abraham Bartholomew @CaptainAbraham]

@QueensParkDood I thought it was incredibly sad the gamesmanship from your players and the assault by Charlie that would for anyone else result in a crown court appearance on an assault charge. IS football worth all this cheating after we have waited so long to get to see it? Shameful really.

[Captain Abraham Bartholomew @CaptainAbraham]

@Boro Always good to hear the boss but as usual you can never hear the questions particularly later in the interview, can you not address this issue with a floating mic or something? It is 2021

[Captain Abraham Bartholomew @CaptainAbraham]

@LeeHall1977 @Boro @GazetteBoro @tafclambs Who doesn't love Neil

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@Ideallylaced @RossKemp No-one actually gives a rat's £$%$ what you think, loser.

[Captain Abraham Bartholomew @CaptainAbraham]

@dcurley1968 @RossKemp Loser. IF you want to be small minded and look for excuses we can all play your silly game, their first goal should never have stood but that "cheating" by them in the wall doesn't count?

[Captain Abraham Bartholomew @CaptainAbraham]

@telllnolie Try Specsavers love

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@Nick_Waterfield If your sister was sleeping with half of London you would be a tad embarrassed but 10/10 for your fictional account you could write for the BBC

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@KrisMeredith_TV It is absolutely God awful, try specsavers

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@TourreBakahai A statue for our times, Diana, now identifying as a man

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@vickysticky25 A statue for our times. Diana now identifying as a man

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@paul622gol @georgegalloway @YouTube and if you need a lawyer, I hope you get the best not the one across the street. All said "off the cuff" and pure genius

[Captain Abraham Bartholomew @CaptainAbraham]

@georgegalloway @YouTube Absolutely genius George, thank you for putting her in her place

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@piersmorgan Personally using a traditional "in mourning" message just to do a dumb Arsenal pitch is hitting it pretty low. What happens now when you want to send a genuine one? Expect better from you

[Captain Abraham Bartholomew @CaptainAbraham]

@Dominic2306 For God's sake can you get a job and STFU?

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@afneil @GBNEWS All the more shocking that the overweight unfit for purpose incumbent scoffs all that License fee cash and still can't compete with the new kid on the block #DefundTheBBC

[Captain Abraham Bartholomew @CaptainAbraham]

@GBNEWS I am equally concerned about whether business's will take cash, can you talk about that please

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@MahyarTousi Lol you got him there

[Captain Abraham Bartholomew @CaptainAbraham]

@thecarolemalone With you on that

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@truemagic68 Give up on them Sir, GB news rocks!