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man, I'll just be saying shit. no rhyme or reason, it's all just whimsy and/or spite. i play games

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the reason i prefer having fewer followers is because this account is more or less a chronicle of how far i've come as a person. i rarely hide any information that's on my mind, here on twitter. this is good, because i've always found a traditional journal hard to keep.

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Putting stuff away to move and decided to do a lil thing on my kalimba before putting it away for who-knows-how-long

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@FunKingSlayer @Joominmames @ZontarAlt Ah. That makes sense then. But then i wonder if someone's tried using magic to accomplish the same goal of storing and transporting music. Maybe using the same kinda magic that makes pictures move on a record that allows you to store memories of songs on it

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@Joominmames @ZontarAlt At least one muggle born kid had to have brought, like, a walkman with him, right? And a buncha batteries to try and make a spell to recharge them or something

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@leemarh7099 GRAHHHH I FOUND IT IT'S FROM A MOVIE CALLED ERNEST SCARED STUPID

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@leemarh7099 In my head i imagine fred and george turning to each other lookin like that one meme of the guy who gets his hand caught in a mousetrap or something and turns to the camera

Can't for the life of me find it on my own

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@TheEbonyMaw her performance as Savathun in Destiny 2 is stellar. an inspiration to all, and i had no idea it was her until recently because she's so good at it that i've been utterly immersed

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@jdrider02 we had an older movie played straight, so to speak, and the teacher had to pause it at one point and was like "alright so because this is a public school and this is an old movie that didn't think twice about showing naked teenagers, i'll be skipping ahead" lmao

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>feel super tired
>brush my teeth for the night
>no longer tired

I wanna speak to the manager dawg this is horseshit

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@NomadLazy It is, it's really weird

Like how fsr you can do the sneak roll without the relevant skill by sneak-sprinting while recovering from a fall, whether a ledge or jumping

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@Rufuswolfenson Why is this how i put together the mirror is called "desire" backwards

[Faune 🎨 @thefaune1]

Malfoid ✨

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@TKohoto been saying this, but people keep saying it's the button that does nothing

like bro you don't complete a diet after a week, you gotta keep abstaining from the problem foods

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@ExodysReal i don't understand this. i'd be sub-verbally a little distant over it but i wouldn't express it because what the fuck did not-Him do to warrant mistreatment

it's like when the special ed kid says something rude. i don't know what's stirring his slush bowl, whatever man

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@destiny_thememe their cinnamon snickerdoodle ice cream was actually pretty good. i can actually still remember the taste, someodd 13 years later

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@destiny_thememe before i look up where montana is because i've only been to, like, eight states ever, i'm kinda proud to say i've actually been to Salt & Straw in Portland. not sure how that's the weirdest food they have, though. eccentric flavors, sure, but shouldn't nearly move the needle

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@_GodFamilyGuns_ @dompeet_ That seems to be all you're able to do, when pressed down to the details, if this thread is anything to go by

Making incensing remarks without any mass behind the volume. Get real lmao

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@_GodFamilyGuns_ @dompeet_ Bread is when unprocessed wheat, i guess

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@_GodFamilyGuns_ @dompeet_ the hungry man thinks of bread

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@MaxmumEffortMax The hardest part is starting, no less sharing. You're already better than so many others for what you've gotten so far, and you've no doubt learned so much already. All that remains is applying it

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@HaruIsNotADog i remember what happened last time, and the time before that. i won't get comfortable ever again.