CaptainBasterd

I'm pretty much awesome incarnate.

[CaptainBasterd @CaptainBasterd]

To every Pom. #Ashes

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Can't figure out who is the bigger loser. Cam Green for being completely shit at literally every aspect of his game or the dickhead in George Bailey who selected him. #Ashes

[CaptainBasterd @CaptainBasterd]

BREAKING NEWS: Cam Green throws his wicket away. #Ashes

[CaptainBasterd @CaptainBasterd]

Can Cam Green please fuck off forever? #Ashes

[CaptainBasterd @CaptainBasterd]

@6worldcups Never interrupt your opponent when they're making a mistake :P

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@VikeyKadya86575 Lol nice try fuckwit. A stupid rat like you couldn’t even afford shoes.
When you die in your slum nobody will even notice.

[CaptainBasterd @CaptainBasterd]

@VikeyKadya86575 Your only value in life will be as worm food. Hopefully you reach that potential soon.

[CaptainBasterd @CaptainBasterd]

@VikeyKadya86575 At least I have one dipshit

[CaptainBasterd @CaptainBasterd]

For God’s sake just bring hotspot back. #Ashes

[CaptainBasterd @CaptainBasterd]

WHY DOES CAM GREEN KEEP GETTING SELECTED #Ashes

[CaptainBasterd @CaptainBasterd]

I feel like this deserves reiterating.

[CaptainBasterd @CaptainBasterd]

How the hell is Cam Green an automatic selection at the moment? He adds nothing :/ #Ashes

[CaptainBasterd @CaptainBasterd]

How the hell is Cam Green an automatic selection at the moment? He adds nothing :/ #Ashes

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God I miss the days of Muscat leading Berisha, Barbarouses, Khalfallah and Broxham et al. We had real passion. Nobody in this team seems to give a shit now :/ #MVCvAKL

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@PokemonGoApp

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Season soon to be over for either Ginnivan or Rankine. I’m comfortable with that. #AFLCrowsHawks

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@WineGlassTatt @tommorris32 Yeah I really don’t get it. Coach before him got a flag, the coach after him got a flag. Damaged the list while he was there, particularly re Treloar who was at his peak when Buckley shafted him.

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@PokemonGOHubNet

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@Flagmons @CollingwoodFC Not certain that he is VFL standard tbh. . .