Nicholas Boyd

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

I used to be one of those guys that didn't mind the snow or shoveling... Key word: used to.

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

"@JustAMasshole: Deflate these http://t.co/WTG0MQgdvx" @stmckenna14

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

"@Cams8885: BILL BELICHICK JUST TEABAGGED THE NFL. MIDDLE FINGERS FOR EVERYONE" @stmckenna14 #NickWatchesFootball

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

So they're hoping for mom and dad to not find out until afterward so they only get grounded for the summer vacation #NickWatchesFootball

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

The Patriots are that teenager that got caught with booze before prom, but the parents weren't sure how they got it #NickWatchesFootball

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

Pretty soon, Roger Goodell is going to turn into Oprah... "You get a fine, and you get a fine. Everybody gets a fine!" #NickWatchesFootball

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

Brady and BB "I didn't know about the balls"
Marshawn Lynch "Oh you mean deez balls?"
Aaron Rodgers "Shut up!" #NickWatchesFootball

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

Haters gonna hate, deflaters gonna deflate. #NickWatchesFootball

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

Vegas should have had an over/under on how many times Tom Brady said "balls" today. #NickWatchesFootball

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

@stmckenna14 nicks is a dick #NickWatchesFootball

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

@stmckenna14 Chuck Pagano is a ... Well he's actually a stand up guy. I've got no beef with him #NickWatchesFootball

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

@stmckenna14 Fleener is a weiner! #NickWatchesFootball

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

@stmckenna14 Reggie Wayne? FEEL THE PAIN! #NickWatchesFootball

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

@stmckenna14 the Colts are dolts! #NickWatchesFootball

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

@stmckenna14 Luck sucks. That's an easy one, but it cannot be overlooked. #NickWatchesFootball

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

@stmckenna14 I may not see you for the game tomorrow, so I will tweet you my anti-Colts phrases now! I'll use #NickWatchesFootball

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

@midnight #worsepokemon Michael Moorelax. Just a bigger, more lazy version of Michael Moore.

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

@ALP_0505 @sherb44 is ok!!!!

[Nicholas Boyd @CaptainBrohan]

@DaveyTrout Mets game on sharknado 2. Thought you should know #SharkWeek