Eric Reed

He's back

[Eric Reed @CaptainCaedus]

@LeBeauviolette @Rabenschburg Thank you so much for the response! I would love the slot and to commission a full body!! Let me know how to go about it.

[Nick @NickZararis]

How that beer at 5 oclock on a Friday feels

[Helena | Commission OPEN @Koala_Laurelin]

Commission.🤍❤️
#Commission #commissionopen #starwars

[TEOFT C0MMS 0PEN @teoft_]

May The 4th Be With You

[MLB Deadline News @MLBDeadlineNews]

Paul Skenes turning around to see the ball heading towards Oneil Cruz

[Lyle Culpepper @ShutupLyle]

My daughter is interested in getting into smoking cigarettes (for weight loss) does anybody have any recommendations for beginner cigarettes that won’t make her cough too much? She hasn’t been taking to the Marlboro Reds. She’s 11

[Chelsea Boss @Dchelseaboss]

Her: You can come over, but jsyk, all I’ve got is an air mattress rn 😔

Me:

[Peter Pref @PrefEquityPeter]

Me after 9 overpriced Guinness at the local Irish pub https://t.co/lb0N1FQwCx

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[TEOFT C0MMS 0PEN @teoft_]

Winter

[Kingly @JedKingly]

Winter is great because 2 months in you’re like that was neat but that’s enough of that. And then Actual Winter hits.

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

groceries? get em delivered. books? buy em on amazon. fuck libraries and bookstores. stop buying cds, vinyls, and dvds, it's all on the cloud! movie theaters? obsolete. subscribe to 10 different platforms instead! stay inside. be afraid of your neighbors. work til you die

[Sasquatch Unfiltered @sasquatchvlogtv]

When you try to drive but your body says 'nah, we nap now.' 😅

[A @seattleiminyou]

If a girl asks your zodiac sign and your first response is to be annoyed, you’ve already fucked up. You don’t have enough whimsy in your heart to entertain an arbitrary topic for even a little tiny bit and it’s ugly

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Love how home field advantages in the NFL are normal things like playing in low oxygen levels in Denver or playing in the extreme cold in Buffalo or Green Bay, and then Jerry Jones is just like "We have a death ray to blind opposing players" here in Dallas

[𝕾𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖊 @merahku20]

tricks so your shoelaces won't come loose again!! ✨

[B @barrysdump]

someone on the TL just opened our eyes about how "naive" hints at the fact that the lamb believes thats a wolf