Captain Calamity

Just a dude with special ability to habitually make mistakes.

[Captain Calamity @CaptainCalamit3]

@HuggbeesTV The boys in Pyongyang got you covered, homie.

[Captain Calamity @CaptainCalamit3]

@youtooz @cfm_miku_en @officialfye I'm doing this for a friend.

[youtooz @youtooz]

hatsune miku giveaway 💙 to enter 👇

🔁 retweet for fye's exclusive glitter miku
✍️ comment GARFIELD MIKU for garfield miku
❤️ like for fye's exclusive illuminated jenny miku

3 winners for each announced may 24th 🍝

[centurii-chan @CenturiiC]

OH NO. Centurii's armor broke!!!
like and retweet to help her get a replacement.

Ill draw each goal you guys reach!

I've always wanted to draw those strip challenges awhile back. but never got the chance.

[Captain Calamity @CaptainCalamit3]

@Darktide40K @Displate @warhammer Alright, this is pretty baller.

[FINAL FANTASY XIV @FF_XIV_EN]

#FFXIV Patch 6.5—Growing Light

Part 1: Tuesday, October 3, 2023
Part 2: Scheduled for Mid-January 2024

[Captain Calamity @CaptainCalamit3]

@CenturiiC @Txubaky Schrödinger's boobs

[willy pete ウィリーピート @White_Phos]

Слава Україні

rip bozos

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

Guess it’s time for a travel vlog

[JonTron @JonTronShow]

Damn…RIP Trevor Moore. Absolute legend…

[Captain Calamity @CaptainCalamit3]

@OneyNG It's okay. You don't need to say anything.

[zach @psychicpebble]

excited to announce @MichaelRCusack and i (and our great team) have been working hard on this! excited to show you all later this year : ^ )

[Captain Calamity @CaptainCalamit3]

@TimeCommando FAT LAUGH GETS RICH: THE SEQUEL

[mal🐁 @smaacitrus]

middle europeans: wow the sun sets early in the winter..... weird how it can be dark outside at 6pm
the scandinavians in the replies:

[Chris @OneyNG]

y'know what, I hate twitter with all my soul but I found most of my amazing team on it and a good few friends, so gotta be somewhat grateful 🤔

[OddestSea @OddestSea]

@OddestSea will be showcasing at #GDEX 2019! Come play our latest build and pick up a button or two.

We'll be stationed at the @IUGameDesign booth!

#indiegames #indiedev

[Captain Calamity @CaptainCalamit3]

I love how every time Minecraft is brought up, people go into a hushed whisper about how it was totally not made by Notch and his name shouldn't be mentioned. Like bruh, he's not the boogeyman who's going to suplex if you mention his name.