Captain Clippy

Captain Clippy of the USS Stingray NCC 1979. We're on mission to help all who need it. #TheBadActors #FreakFleet #NAFO #DarkArmada

[Captain Clippy @CaptainClippy]

Dolly Parton was everything a Clippy would aspire to be. She helped everyone in any way that she could. Her message is clear. Be the change in the world that you wish to see. Thank you, Ms. Parton.

[Captain Clippy @CaptainClippy]

@SedanneHathaway @JC_patsbruins

[Captain Clippy @CaptainClippy]

One, this is really creative. Two, no liberal would be offended to represent everything you hate. Three, your rage and hate are a reflection of your ever loveless hell. All your life, your path and your past a rejection. You owe much to your empty mind but pristine vanity.

[That New England girl @JC_patsbruins]

@FucYourFeeFees Meanwhile you’re new mascot…🤭

[Captain Clippy @CaptainClippy]

@yashudalistened @JC_patsbruins To be fair, they could be eating a microwaved dinner.

[Captain Clippy @CaptainClippy]

@SedanneHathaway @JC_patsbruins I believe you mean decomposing, but decompensating does fit as he ruins his attempts to compensate for what he lacks.

[Shaun Pinner @ShaunPinnerUA]

My reach on X has dropped sharply, and other Ukrainian accounts are reporting the same thing.

It won’t deter me, I’ll keep reporting from Ukraine, and Voices From The Front is now reaching people across several platforms, including YouTube, Substack, Bluesky and Apple Podcast, also Spotify.

Thanks for sticking with us. 🙏🇺🇦
https://t.co/mML85Um2B3

[Peter Honda™️ @RealPeterHonda]

@DonaldJTrumpJr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Smokefleet

[Andrea 🇺🇸 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇩🇪🇺🇦 @WholePlateWay]

@DrDigiPol @TeamPelosi #DemsFightForVeteransCare

[Common Sense 🇺🇸💙 @commons96055467]

Sascha Riley who claims that Jim Jordan was part of the rape team when he was raped as a boy, says his appointment as minority leader is to protect the Epstein class at any cost. He just posted this on Threads.

[Captain Clippy @CaptainClippy]

@thejackhopkins He is a sad drunkard and an embarrassment to all

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

On the ONE fucking day Pete Hegseth had to stay in the office and out of the way, he fucked it all up.
That’s the only thing I’ve discovered he CAN do.

[Maj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda @Ojeda4America]

What is the definition of Belt To Ass, you ask:

[ostonox @ostonox]

now that she's put forth her platform it's time for those 23 reps that said they won't vote for Jeffries to speak up

[Captain Clippy @CaptainClippy]

@gmf1369 Well said, Mr. Gaetano.

[𝕲𝖆𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖔 @gmf1369]

#GVerse #VeteransDay2026 🤙🇺🇸💪

Beneath the salt, the swell, the blue,
We held the line and saw it through.
To every watch we had to keep,
Across the dark and restless deep—

My brothers, sisters, side by side,
We wore the cloth with solemn pride.
Through stormy seas and miles apart,
The Navy bond is in the heart.

The uniform may rest away,
Yet honor guides us still today.
Fair winds and following seas we share—
Forever linked, forever there.

[Captain Clippy @CaptainClippy]

Now is the time...

[DC @D_L_Hopper]

A message to all sane Republicans:

He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals.
You said nothing.

He bulldozed the East Wing.
You said nothing.

He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing.

He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing.

He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing.

He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing.

He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing.

He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing.

His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing.

He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing.

His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing.

He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing.

He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing.

It’s time to start talking.

[Captain Clippy @CaptainClippy]

@JC_patsbruins @yashudalistened Provide your evidence.

[Captain Clippy @CaptainClippy]

@JC_patsbruins @SedanneHathaway And unlike your master, he graciously bowed out of running, whereas Trump continues to embarrass you every single day. Tell me, is it drugs, brain damage from abuse as a child, or just natural stupidity that made you this way?

[Captain Clippy @CaptainClippy]

@JC_patsbruins @yashudalistened He said that he would turn him in if he knew anything of it. Remember, until this blew wide open, no one knew anything had happened at all.

https://t.co/Uqw2BAw3yR

[Captain Clippy @CaptainClippy]

@SedanneHathaway @cindergirl1 @1Nicdar Shots fired in the dark rarely find their mark.

[Captain Clippy @CaptainClippy]

@FucYourFeeFees @ratcli39423 🫡

[Maynard's Ghost 🏴‍☠️ @FucYourFeeFees]

Thank you for your service and your sacrifice.