antonio deleo

Welcome to my Twitter page! It's all the excitement of a Server Not Found page, but without all the laughs. Or the excitement.

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@AllanLichtman nice job with the prediction Allan! You couldnt predict 8am if it was 7:59 you worthless fraudster hack!

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@blameaspartame Looks like somebody already tailgated Bradley’s teeth

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

Hey @KelloggsUS, your Special K cereal has 7grams of protein, not 13. Dont take credit for milks’ protein when its another food altogether thats not you. You might as well say it has 60grams of protein:
7g from Cereal
6g from Milk
50g from an 8oz Cooked Steak
#wtf

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@EverythingOOC Nop. Definitely dont get it

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@ShigeruMlyamoto Super Mario WONDER looks AWESOME! Is it too late to change the animation of the overworld bad guys to make it look like theyre dancing to the overworld music while walking? That would be THE END of all the epicness. Thank you! We love you!

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

You missed out! #BIGOLIVE!
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[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@AzuliaZula Violencia, odio, ignorancia

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@donlemon I think its high tide you got rid of cnn. Who needs em! Now you can start your own show about anything you want starring you and call it LEMONADE. 🍋
Good luck!

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@donlemon Heard u lost your job. Great! Now you can realize your dream of making your own show about whatever you want it to be and calling it “LEMONADE”.

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

#Adidas Just heard u got a K**ye show problem. Heres my suggestion: take em back, rebrand em as “EAZY”, and sell em as a limited edition shoe. The end ✌🏼
Good Luck!

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@adidas Heard u got a K**ye shoe problem and u dont know what to do w it. Heres a suggestion: take em back and re-brand em as “EAZY”. Sell em as a limited edition shoe. The end. ✌🏼 Good Luck!

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@neiltyson Idea for a new podcast show: Random facts about the Earth and life, not necessarily have to be entirely about science, and its called “Badda Bing!” With Neil deGrasse Tyson.
You’re Welcome. We love you

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@JimGaffigan Idea for a show: make a video segment thats all about exercise, working out and fitness advice and call it “Gym Gaffigan”.
Badda Bing. You’re welcome.

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@elonmusk Run a poll to see if you should run the software and servers team. Go on, I dare you :)
Merry Christmas!

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@illumination How is it that a regular guy can make a more faithful looking Mario than all of you?? I call for a redo!! (Illumination Mario on the right, fixed Mario on the left)

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@NintendoAmerica How is it that an average guy made a better looking Mario than Illumination? I call for a redo!! (Illumination Mario on right, fixed Mario on left)

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@ShigeruMlyamoto And how is it that some average guy managed to do a better looking Mario than an entire Illumination team??? (Illumination Mario on right, fixed Mario on left)

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@ShigeruMlyamoto Thanks for ruining Mario with Chris Pratt! Chris Pratt as Mario is terrible and was never the right choice. Why did you replace Charles Martinet?? There was never anything wrong with him! He IS Mario!

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@NintendoAmerica Thanks for ruining Mario and undoing 25 years of everyones life for a quick cashgrab. Chris pratt is NOT mario. Hes horrible! Charles Martinet is Mario and he never needed to be replaced! If it aint broke dont fix it!

[antonio deleo @CaptainClorox]

@alexABXY @ConnorEatsPants And yet the Mario on the left looks WAAAY better than the scary-looking thing on the right..