Captain Cosmo

Hello friends, Captain Cosmo is back on the XSpace!

DON'T TRUST EMUS!

[Captain Cosmo @CaptainCosmoDTE]

Justice prevails!

Captain Cosmo knew Jack Griffith had bought the rocket all this time and the jury at Cosmic Court agreed!

But now Captain Cosmo must investigate further into Jack Griffith's alter-ego...

SUPREME COMMANDER FEATHERTON!

DON'T TRUST EMUS!

[Global Championship Wrestling @gcw_wrestling]

SUMMERS END 2026
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Captain Cosmo fought with honor against the Unbreakable One!

Captain Cosmo thanks you, @UnbreakableRWYA, for vanquishing the dastardly Jack Griffith after his unprovoked assault!

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Fever 6.11 - Results

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Despite claims from the dastardly Emu Federation sympathiser, Jack Griffith, here is proof that Captain Cosmo's good friends Ollie the Magic Bum and Steve the Mime are two different people!

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Livewire 15.09
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Captain Cosmo remembers teaching his good giant friend, Michael Jordan, how to play the basketball!

You are welcome Bulls of Chicago for Captain Cosmo's help in you acquiring 6 NBA Championships!

In return Captain Cosmo request assistance against the dastardly Emu Federation!

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Captain Cosmo thanks friend Anya for assisting him in his battle against the leader of the dastardly Emu Federation, Supreme Commander Featherton!

[Global Championship Wrestling @gcw_wrestling]

Fever 6.09 - Results

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JACK GRIFFITH?!?!

Captain Cosmo shall see you in Cosmic Court at the next Livewire!

Whenever that will be!

[Global Championship Wrestling @gcw_wrestling]

Fever 6.08 from Cameron Indoor

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A rumored appearance from Supreme Commander Featherton during Captain Cosmo's match?!

[Global Championship Wrestling @gcw_wrestling]

Fever 6.08 Preview: The first stop on our Carolina Tour

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[Captain Cosmo @CaptainCosmoDTE]

@DigitalAelita A video game?!

Hmm!

That may be the next venture Captain Cosmo takes!

After all, there is already a television show called "The Adventures of Captain Cosmo" and Captain Cosmo's good friend, Steven Spielberg is making a movie of it!

Perhaps next comes the video game!

[Captain Cosmo @CaptainCosmoDTE]

@DigitalAelita With the Cosmic Pug, anything is possible!

That is why Captain Cosmo is here on Earth to locate the Cosmic Pug before the dastardly Emu Federation get their claws on it and use its power to destroy the universe!

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@KimFWPW He is a traitor to Earth and humans!

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Also!

Of course referee Shawn Pack would oppose Captain Cosmo!

Look at his name?! Pack?! That is dangerously close to the word 'peck'!

And what do emus do?!

They peck!

[Captain Cosmo @CaptainCosmoDTE]

Captain Cosmo knew it!

The evil Earth interviewer, Yo Joe confirmed it!

Jack Griffith is Supreme Commander Featherton and he cost Captain Cosmo the Fever Championship!

[Global Championship Wrestling @gcw_wrestling]

Fever 6.07

2 championship matches

Evil reporters

Emus

AND MORE!

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The dastardly Emu Federation is trying to besmirch the good name of Captain Cosmo!

But do not fear Earth friends, tune in next Livewire to see the continuation of Captain Cosmo vs. Jack Griffith in Cosmic Court!

[Global Championship Wrestling @gcw_wrestling]

Livewire 15.07
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Huge news, Earth friends!

Due to the massive success of last years "The Adventures of Captain Cosmo" television show, Captain Cosmo's good friend Steven Spielberg is directing a movie on it!

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Cosmo Fact: Captain Cosmo's good friend, Marshal Mathers a.k.a M&M smashed a record by squeezing 225 words into one 30 second segment from the song "Godzilla" which is a whopping 7.5 words per second!

And Captain Cosmo taught him how to do it!

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Captain Cosmo awoke today to discover that Jack Griffins is suing him!

Good luck finding enough Sue's to sue Captain Cosmo!

Captain Cosmo shall see you in Moon Court, Jack Griffins!

And like all famous people do these days, it shall be televised!

[Global Championship Wrestling @gcw_wrestling]

Livewire 15.07
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@maskedmuchacho3 @DenzelPorter4 Not to worry, friend Muchacho of the Masked variety!

Friend Denzel has informed Captain Cosmo that he has been very busy!

However he has also said he shall have Captain Cosmo for an interview soon!

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Captain Cosmo would like to know why friend @DenzelPorter4 has yet to invite him to an interview after his historic and heroic victory at GCW Resurrection in the first and only most iconic and gruelling Loser Leaves Earth match in wrestling history!

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@DenzelPorter4 Your apology is accepted, friend Denzel!

Captain Cosmo shall look forward to hearing from your people through Captain Cosmo's people!

Captain Cosmo's people are Cameraman Dave, Ollie the Magic Bum and Steve the Mime!