Captain Crash

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Mark Twain

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@Skeletonghost00 @Leonajardinho Who says I do have different standards? I just don't look down my nose at folk, not every "poor person" is the scumbag you think they are.

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@Skeletonghost00 @Leonajardinho Ah, the poors aren't acting poor enough for you.

Heaven forbid them getting away from the day-to-day stresses once in a while- certainly not "all the time"- and treating themselves or the kids to something nice.

[Leo @Leonajardinho]

No economist has ever explained the trap of being poor better than Terry Pratchett's boots theory.

A wealthy man buys a $200 pair of boots that lasts ten years.

A poor man can only afford $40 boots that leak after six months, so he spends $800 over the same ten years and still has wet feet.

Poverty isn't just a lack of money.

It's a continuous subscription fee for not having capital up front.

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@Matthew1561781 @RoyalFamily "Happy remembrance day"? Please tell me this satire.

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@oriolesfan833 @CBSNews @WhiteHouse There was no "discussion", just celebration.

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@beachgrl68 @FreeinFL22 I'd like to add a follow up question- what promises did he follow through on during his first term?

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@HelenJennerMS Why 100 days? Why not Day 1? It's your one and only "policy", surely you already know how you're going to stop them?

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@mrjakehumphrey I've no idea why Twitter is showing me this from so far back, but it made me laugh today. Modern day equivalent of your mum showing everyone the old photo albums.

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@bxxxvi @SimonFoxWriter Donald Trump wouldn't just say only old shit of course, the paragon of integrity that he is.

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@MOcomprende @hippyygoat Which elderly man, and what did the post say?

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@RangersFC Get Fernandez off now.

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@P24576512 @Davea100 @Parkersnm @donmcgowan @Ofcom Neil, if you don't understand what shares are, just say.

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@amit_mavar I've booked you in for an eye test tomorrow, seems pretty urgent that you get your vision checked.

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@XXJackksterXx @RangersFC @PremSportsTV Miller?

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@JackieD86388657 @narindertweets @WMPolice You don't see the lass getting her hair pulled, face grabbed, and hit with a walking stick?

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@tonyjenks63 @narindertweets @chrisbreadon @WMPolice Eh? She was beaten to death at the conference? Despite already being dead? Or are you bringing up shit completely irrelevant to the topic?

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@Luis_Cook1 @jakonian If you have a tip or lead for them to begin their investigations, you should pass it on- they can't investigate something without a starting point.

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@mitchlafon Was at Murrayfield amd had a blast. Okay, Jon doesn't sound like he did 40 years ago, but who does? Sounded pretty good in the flesh if you ask me.

[Captain Crash @CaptainCrash87]

@KobainAFC1886 @ScottFryer @Prof_Umbongo No such thing as what?