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@RangersFC Get Fernandez off now.

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@P24576512 @Davea100 @Parkersnm @donmcgowan @Ofcom Neil, if you don't understand what shares are, just say.

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@amit_mavar I've booked you in for an eye test tomorrow, seems pretty urgent that you get your vision checked.

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@XXJackksterXx @RangersFC @PremSportsTV Miller?

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@JackieD86388657 @narindertweets @WMPolice You don't see the lass getting her hair pulled, face grabbed, and hit with a walking stick?

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@tonyjenks63 @narindertweets @chrisbreadon @WMPolice Eh? She was beaten to death at the conference? Despite already being dead? Or are you bringing up shit completely irrelevant to the topic?

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@Luis_Cook1 @jakonian If you have a tip or lead for them to begin their investigations, you should pass it on- they can't investigate something without a starting point.

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@mitchlafon Was at Murrayfield amd had a blast. Okay, Jon doesn't sound like he did 40 years ago, but who does? Sounded pretty good in the flesh if you ask me.

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@KobainAFC1886 @ScottFryer @Prof_Umbongo No such thing as what?

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@DEAD_ORIGINAL_ @Newuresearch @MattPinner_ I dunno man, seems a fairly expected response to, you know, being hit by a car.

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@PaulCrayth24414 @guerillakitchin @I_amMukhtar Give it a rest you fucking cretin.

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@PamelaHaywardS1 @haveigotnews One, the very recently departed Chancellor, the other, the most disastrous PM ever (which takes some doing) who took an already ailing economy and drove it off a cliff- can't see why they wouldn't be the obvious choices for this joke?

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@SirCB85 @PatrinMaddison @mrsbettysbooks @TinyWriterLaura Incorrect. You of course can see the road markings from more than a meter away- you are not riding safely if you can't follow road markings. Imagine the fury if a car driver was claiming the same thing.

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@Joak_13 @mrsbettysbooks @TinyWriterLaura The confidence is admirable, but you are entirely wrong.

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@MichaelTW87 @mrsbettysbooks @TinyWriterLaura Pelican crossings have traffic lights.

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@Insect_Song @mrsbettysbooks @TinyWriterLaura You're not riding safely then if you can't see and follow the road markings.

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@slocumfortexas @KenPaxtonTX Tom, sincere question- what purpose would a veteran, or anyone really, have for this kind of firepower?

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@RingsideC @CodyRhodes @RealJeffCobb @BlakeMonroeWWE @WWERollins @RealHacksawJim Did Mattel just decide to reuse some old Dana Brooke heads instead of making new moulds for Blake?

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@RangersFC FFS, we'll be lucky if Paddy Power don't pay out on Celtic by half time.

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@Cameronbvhu @RFCNUFC23 Nevermind Europe, number 1 priority has to be the league, get these guys in of they'll do the job domestically.