Captain Crusher

Member of the Brotherhood. Leader of men. Captain of awesomeness.

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This coffee is making my heart want to explode.

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Video: Drake - Best I Ever Had http://ow.ly/tARK Take that D kids, like the champions that you are.

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Obama won the Nobel Peace prize this morning when he woke up. I'm still thinking of taking a shower. Haven't decided.

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@Breakcom let's see the video. I'm a big fan of knockouts... I'm also a big fan of pornography. But enough about me.

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One of my early ships had a sticker like this on its stern http://ow.ly/pD5q @PeopleofWalmart

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I'm very found of KEYTAR performances RT @Break_com: Follow Friday is cool, but I like KEYTAR SOLO FRIDAY BETTER http://ow.ly/p0ap

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[video] The Captain is grossed out RT @VICEMAG: hick with 4 cans of chewing tobacco in his mouth & under his pits! http://ow.ly/oZs7

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@jimmyfallon UNFOLLOW, you're just not funny dude.

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for me, the risk of impulse resignation is highest on Mondays

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RT @blogTO: Awesome! is right! RT @ambermac A whole lotta 8-bit Lego awesomeness - http://ow.ly/lcfw

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[video] http://ow.ly/lcb2 I know what your thinking. But you can't. There is a patent pending.

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#Shakira She Wolf Video: she reminds me of J.Lo if she was dancing for team "absurdity" at the special Olympics http://ow.ly/l2HR

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#CaptainsTip: when you have an embarrassing erection in a public place hide it behind a picture of a smaller erection.

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RT @the_edge Who wants to go to Vfest? We've got 2 pairs of passes for some lucky winners! RT this and we'll pick 2 people at random!

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RT @Break_com: Alright, the 1960's were a WAY different time http://bit.ly/cO2CR

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Third rule of Fiber Club: Shit.

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Second rule of Fiber Club: Eat more fiber.

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First rule of Fiber Club is: Eat a lot of fiber.

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How To Score With A Bridesmaid At A Wedding (courtesy of Holy Taco) http://ow.ly/kB9i

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Finally, pictures of wolves have migrated from 80's sweaters to arm tattoos. http://ow.ly/kwcM