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@SouthwestAir Gate agents legally DO NOT have the authority to threaten to self impose their own delays to a flight if they do not get enough volunteers to check rolled bags ahead of time. This is illegal according to DOT. What say you!?

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@jamielillywhite MI6

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@emonitela @hulu “Hello boner-roo. I am Morgan, and this is TJ, my daddy. Daddy let’s Morgan have a cookie if he’s a good little boy. Daddy, Morgan wanna a cookie right now! *morgan kneels down and opens mouth*, TJ gives Morgan a cookie and says “now you can sing”. End scene.

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@MrJPatt Just play w us it’s about the banter not the win

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@MrJPatt

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@MrJPatt 100% black

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@MrJPatt 🍌🍆🥕🍾🚀♋️

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@MrJPatt 🪦🏴‍☠️☠️😵

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@MrJPatt 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😭🐕🐕🐕👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️💀

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@MrJPatt @djbroc You both do the best twitter shit talking / hater vibes in your own unique and hilarious ways

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@MrJPatt @AuzSantiago Weird east coast fast food insecurity energy. Love u see u in a week.

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@PartyPupils Can’t go but still curious about incredibly fun sounding goings on’s with our man’s ry guy

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@hotelgaruda This angers me greatly

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@Romora313 @KNOTZmusic @itsmasteria 🤣🤣🤣

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@chelseacutler Repackage re-release throw it on every b-side :-)

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@edenxo @irabrianmiller 😭

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@edenxo @irabrianmiller Long flights 100%, especially if they give u those plane socks… more problematic if it’s bare feet. That’s unforgivable.