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find me on bluesky cptdicc.

[H @CaptainDicc]

Secrets to having a big butt:
1. Bread
2. Squats
3. Genetics

[H @CaptainDicc]

William gave me a big ego boost today

[H @CaptainDicc]

Holy fuck it is so hot in my apartment

[H @CaptainDicc]

30 Rock would go crazy this finals

[H @CaptainDicc]

My barber and I are now bound forever she’s my family. She’ll never see this but I love Ms Cheryl more than ever

[H @CaptainDicc]

@clawdkasoda Oh NO

[H @CaptainDicc]

Dude actually yelled at one point “YOU FAR-LEFT VICTIM” like cmon

[H @CaptainDicc]

I got to see first hand what this far-right pipeline does to a man and it’s so depressing to actually see it in person, and not just online

[H @CaptainDicc]

Yup

[.HACK SAVE ME @uni_gree]

Im saying it every single time

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

being bought is quite literally the ONLY thing i know about you bro

[H @CaptainDicc]

My favorite fucking Digimon series bar none

[NotoriousPigeon @NotoriousReborn]

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I THINK

[Jami ᵘʷᵘ✨🌺ジャミ @JamiUwUs]

WONNN CHOPPERRRR ✨✌🏻

[H @CaptainDicc]

I am a Skinamarink defender till the day I die that movie scared tf outta me no easy feat

[H @CaptainDicc]

Unnecessary shade but I’m cooking something rn and just remembering my property manager when I was doing a tour complementing the kitchen asking “ah so you like to cook food?” I was 40lbs heavier and now it REALLY feels like a backhanded comment. In other words fuck you Alice

[H @CaptainDicc]

Need a job but it’s impossible to get one rn but I’m not streetwise enough to know how to start dealing smh it’s a rough time out here

[H @CaptainDicc]

Just want a lil ciggy is that too much for the city of trees

[H @CaptainDicc]

Pondered my orb

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Happy Memorial Day.

[H @CaptainDicc]

This weekend I did not want to die so things are looking up

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

When you study history you realise that people have been this stupid for thousands of years.