CaptainD

I know I'm blessed without having to sneeze🙏

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@DavidSchwartz70 I am now.

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Realest nigga in the game.

[CaptainD @CaptainDonut256]

@FOCthis @allhopeissean Average east ender

[Fergie @XiWellWisher]

All these fucking demons can do is rape and rape and rape and rape and rape

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Shout out Joe Biden, not mentioned even once in the Epstein files, and did it all for Israel out of straight love for the game. #Respect

[Dr. Aya o astuto 🌐 @drayareturn]

o mais sinistro é que esse mano processou o cara que deu um soco nele dentro do carro e perdeu o caso ainda

[sophie @netcapgirl]

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

just clocked in for another shift at the stupid fucking retard factory

[Jordan @mr_certainly]

The human body wasn’t designed for the way most of us currently live. Sitting in a chair jacking off for 5-6 hours every day… we weren’t meant for this

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

So, Russia can illegally invade a sovereign democratic European country, murder 1000s of Ukrainian civilians, then rope in North Korean soldiers to help them wage war, and the West’s correct response should be to.. *checks notes* … give Putin what he’s stolen?
Do f*ck off.

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

To be fair this was the last time I had any hope for the future of this country

[chase @cfree94]

upholding our core values and ensuring increasing revenue for our key shareholders

[Horsetype gentlefriend @corpsglorieux]

heartwarming ❤️joe biden released back into the wild after presidency

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

it’s so cool that this guy is supposed to be the senator of pennsylvania and all he talks about is how much he loves israel

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

So cool how we're just going to cut funding from any scientific research program that someone on Twitter can rephrase to sound like a meme

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

It really can't be overstated how much the core emotional appeal of fascism is not having to think about complicated stuff anymore. Big muscles=good, bigger muscles=gooder, put big muscle man in government, make country great!

[optimusprime @earth_to_annaa]

on da cob, we all corn

[sinni ♱ @sacrificale]

i liked everything you liked 5000 years before you liked it. i was in the temples reading scripture and prophesizing.

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

going on ozempic, not to lose weight, but because the inevitable class action lawsuit is gonna pay out like crazy