felipotle 🌯

survivor of 2024 nyc earthquake

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[critter @BecomingCritter]

*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video

[felipotle 🌯 @CaptainFDaddy]

Convinced that courtside camera views of the game could fixed the NBA’s ratings

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Mitch said no

[felipotle 🌯 @CaptainFDaddy]

He’s running for president

[Shay Boloor @StockSavvyShay]

Jeff Bezos said the bottom half of Americans should pay zero federal income tax.

He cited a nurse in Queens making ~$75K and paying ~$12K in taxes saying “we shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington.”

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Beethoven was fucking deaf but yeah sure you need a robot to be creative for you

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Reasons to use an em dash:

1) reclaim it from the machines
2) you don't know what a semicolon is for
3) it has incredible vibes

[ً @httpsfangs]

So done with twitter, see u all in two minutes

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance?

[Tony X @soIoucity]

fucking casual

[isaac @theisaacmed]

The tech content discourse right now has reached peak

1. People discovering clipping like its some magic new thing (highlight / theme pages have been doing this since 2015)

2. Nonstop chatter about how TBPN is shadowbanned, and how clipping drove the outsized value (this makes no sense)

3. People obsessed with organic tech media, except that every single launch video on this app is a hidden influencer campaign (I don't mind a good ad campaign to be clear, but call it what it is)

4. Trying to get AI to do all content for you when outsized content outcomes are all driven by incredibly novel ideas, which ai has trouble executing well

5. "Editors are over" posts where people who have never edited a video in their lives think Claude will suddenly be able to put out a full banger video on its own

[christian @ch_risco]

You’re all that and a bag of chips bro don’t forget it

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

you look like you work from home (derogatory)

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

that was a teachable moment but i have a learning disability

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The Book of Revelation really made all this sound like it was going to be more poetic and less stupid.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

I overthink and therefore I overam.

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

Dianna Russini has issued a statement:

“I did something this past weekend that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a woman of faith, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don't know if I'm going to be putting on this headset again.”

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot