Algy F. Balthus 🎱

Looking for love under the beds of whores and the hot stem of a crack pipe

[Algy F. Balthus 🎱 @CaptainFYB]

@sewagesorcerer Alice was our nonverbal support person

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Thanks to the @NYTimes for this blockbuster report

Read & share

https://t.co/yhWaABTRr4

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

[Algy F. Balthus 🎱 @CaptainFYB]

Had a great Easter

[Algy F. Balthus 🎱 @CaptainFYB]

@bitteriarann Could be they’re hinting at the dark king since it’s a bunch of shots of the emperor as well

[snout and slobber @cretincastle]

(Austin powers sees first plane hit the twin towers)
naughty pilot
(second plane)
wait a tick

[Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt]

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

[brendle @brendlewhat]

lacan once said 'the very foundation of interhuman discourse is misunderstanding.' what the hell is that supposed to mean you french fag

[Breakfast in Monaco🌹 @__Wavve]

Tubi is the only streaming platform where you can watch Baby Looney Tunes and How The Grinch Stole Bitches in one setting

Gotta respect them

[Jerma @Jerma985]

My clocks were set 46 min slow fucking missed this shit. Fuck this. Fuck this stupid holiday

[Emily Bryant @EmilyBryant4]

My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

found my extremely loud next-door neighbor’s facebook. i really wish i was joking

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Recently rewatched Mad men and this time around it struck me that Don is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Don Draper was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world

[////////////////////////////////////// @fuckcomputer]

thank you tim cook this is goated