Space Frasier

Captain of the USS Tossed Salad (NCC-91693). I'm listening, in space

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

CAPTAIN FRASIER: Well, don't you look satisfied. Have fun on Starbase 68?

ENSIGN ROZ: For your information, I had a date with a CAPTAIN.

AMBASSADOR DAPHNE [raises eyebrow]: Galaxy class?

ROZ: Eh, Akira class, but he flew it well

[audience loudly sex woops]

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

dont mess with katie porter

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

CAPTAIN FRASIER [eyes darting]: 𝙀𝙭𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙡𝙮.

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

CAPTAIN FRASIER [quietly]: Doctor Niles, I'd like you to stay here on the planet and observe the inhabitants. Something seems off about their behavior.

DOCTOR NILES: I'll say. I requested a Pinot Noir and they brought me what could only be described as a Pinot-Cabernet blend

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

Season Two opens with Captain Frasier solemnly stating "Space, the froovy frontier" and then this

https://t.co/rXnPzdhFi8

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

This has precedence

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

MARTIN: Where've you been, Roz? I haven't seen you around in weeks!

ENSIGN ROZ: So I'm seeing this new guy--

DOCTOR NILES [interjecting, w/espresso]: Is this another psychic ghost hallucination? You know they don't count

[Nnamdi Ngwe @NnamdiNgwe]

I better get a promotion after this

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

DOCTOR NILES: Being a Trill symbiont... It would be sort of romantic, wouldn't it? Sharing a body, a mind, a personality with someone for the rest of your life. Almost like me and my Maris.

CAPTAIN FRASIER: Oh, please. You and Maris aren't even sharing quarters on the same deck

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

MARTY: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most.. human.

DAPHNE [whispering]: All this for an empty can?

DOCTOR NILES [leaning toward her]: The last Earth can. Apparently the replicator doesn't give the Ballantine's enough "metal taste"

MARTY: *sobs*

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

@SciFiBrony @msantoni I like to think that, ultimately, Bateson is the hero of the film. The quiet, noble hero.

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

MARTY: C'mon. You boys used to love First Contact Day! Dressing up in your little Vulcan outfits, walking around the neighborhood and giving everyone the salute!

CAPTAIN FRASIER: Dad. That was thirty years ago.

DOCTOR NILES: Right! Besides, he'd be all ears and no bowl cut now.

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

@BeyondTrekPod The crew plays poker for 17 days.

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

CAPTAIN FRASIER: Ensign, warp thr--

DOCTOR NILES: Oh, um, could we possibly take this one at full impulse?

FRASIER [turning]: Why in God's name would we? It would take weeks!

NILES: Maris says she likes how relativistic speeds technically mean she's aging more slowly

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

CAPTAIN FRASIER [grumbling]: Welcome aboard.

HIGHLY DECORATED STARFLEET ADMIRAL LILITH: Thank you, Frasier. It's so nice to see you have floors now, instead of the *actual* boards

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

I swear I had no idea this existed

https://t.co/T5jpPjZJ88