Captain Genki

22/ Ska Obsessed / Pfp by @thespicywasabi Trying to live the Dandy way.

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Attention twitter-sphere. Whenever I purchase a hotdog from now on I will tweet an image of it and rate both the taste and my own ability to apply sauce to said hotdog. This will continue until I forget or die from eating a hotdog. Thank you.

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Kafka was wrong cause even if you was a big bug you’d still have to go to work.

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Some people are gonna hear from me tonight.

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@seeitwith @sp4rkl3jumpr0p3 Absolute muppet. Thinking 416 calories is enough to sustain anyone. And that’s not even taking into account the lack of nutrients.

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I don’t like it when the joi vid girls are mean too me. I’m doing my best.

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They suckin and fuckin you in the quote tweets

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Covid really had people believing bo burnham was good

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@lyncored Ball knower.

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@lyncored My coworker be loosing her mind bro LMAO

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@dm4uz3 Owo

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I think therefore I frot.

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What every happened to that bald music guy who looked dead inside? I think he was a YouTuber or something?

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@lyncored Homura mentioned!

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@lyncored 5 nights....

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Stalling your car is so embarrassing it’s like: awwww who went a little bit too early? You did! you pathetic little idiot. Are you gonna cry? Wet your pants?

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@lyncored The trials

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@lyncored Lockheed

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Be brave like Howard.
Be stoic like Leonard.
Be kind like raj.
Sheldon.

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@lyncored no

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@lyncored

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