Brendan Hanney

TV/Film Production he/him

[Brendan Hanney @CaptainHanney]

There should be a turnitin .com for twitter to see who out here is plagiarizing tweets

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

George Carlin's standup over footage of Splinter from the live Ninja Turtles show from the '90s 🤣 so good

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.

[Brendan Hanney @CaptainHanney]

Troy Bolton would’ve become a Savannah Banana

[wooden is READY FOR SHATWAR @woodenpicador]

he should be playing cassian andor and turn every conversation to the injustice of the system under which the tangled characters live

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

4/30.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[Brendan Hanney @CaptainHanney]

Happy because Spider-Man is real

Mad because I am not Spider-Man

[Tom🕷 BND era @TomAndrewTobey]

Dude, what the fuck are they feeding these photographers?

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[Davis Madole @titangoji]

In light of #TronAres here's a reminder of the greatest line delivery of all time

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Severance is the show

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Well let’s give the man what he wants‼️

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Pipe rock theory

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

He was aura farming here

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Incredible Jessica Walter delivery

[grilled cheese maniac @salmoncurse]

I would like to honor David Lynch's memory by reminding you that he invented the griddy in 1990 when he had Ben Horne do it in Twin Peaks

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

.@jonstewart RUN FOR PRESIDENT KING

[brine walsh @BrineWalsh]

The Shining is about alcohol being yummy and that your wife and child are mean for keeping it from you 🤬