Avyon Smith

No Enemies | Stand Up Comedian | Sports Enthusiast | New York

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

What happened to “any time, any place”?

[Avyon Smith @CaptainHotline]

Now apply this to his entire career

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Dennis Rodman on if Steve Kerr ever gave the impression that he’d become a great coach in the NBA:

“Kerr aint coaching sh**. He just sitting there watching them kids shoot. Kerr aint doing a damn thing.”

(Reddit u/LatinX_Ally)

[TJ @xBitcoin_Teej]

Act like you’ve been here before

[Christ Follower @Matthew1624Amen]

@CFBDirect Add the ability to edit player ratings, Names, and Numbers in Dynasty. Otherwise, this game will die out soon.

[Avyon Smith @CaptainHotline]

Moving from San Diego to New York I don’t realize I was trading burritos for gyros. Same price and same weight. I wasn’t familiar with the Greek game like that. Greeks must be the Mexicans of the whites

[Super Vegito Fan @DIOButFemale]

Ratioooo + Get a life

[Avyon Smith @CaptainHotline]

Steve Kerr finally being exposed for being the most overrated person to ever exist in the basketball universe. Everything handed to him. And now we get to see it on the world stage. But at WHAT COST?!?!

[Avyon Smith @CaptainHotline]

Sometimes I remember Jaren Jackson Jr. has a DPOY and it ruins my day. Happens at least once every couple months.

[Avyon Smith @CaptainHotline]

Any man who calls themselves “the prize” might as well call themselves bisexual too 🤣

[YFK 友 @YourFriendKyle_]

I'm not buying it. My buddy Dave is an alcoholic & sounds like Frank Sinatra once he's 12 beers deep

[Smiley @30GotNext]

Nigga going to the XFL 😭😭😭

[FBG Fargo 🦅 @EliCobain_]

I’m really not that nigga I think I am.

[Is EA Sports College Football 27 Out @IsItOutEa]

Yes

[Avyon Smith @CaptainHotline]

Steve Kerr is the most overrated individual in the history of basketball

[Avyon Smith @CaptainHotline]

HALIBURTON FUCKING SUCKS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Avyon Smith @CaptainHotline]

Time to watch the greatest basketball players in the world play! Only if they had a great coach to be there too and not the most overrated human to ever live! Steve Kerr I’m your biggest hater 💯

[Avyon Smith @CaptainHotline]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUNNY SHANE GILLIS IS (he’s the best comedian in the world and it’s not close)

[Henrik @BrilliantOranje]

@lunch_enjoyer I mean hes not funny either

[Avyon Smith @CaptainHotline]

You’re just as bad as the people you claim to hate. Nobody has the right to take a life. Active shooting situations are beyond insane and both shooters were downed. An innocent person was killed today but you prob don’t care. Just like they wouldn’t if it were you. U all r crazy.

[JAWN @jawn]

THIS IS THE MOST STAGED SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN. AN *ACTIVE SHOOTER* AND SECRET SERVICE JUST ALLOWS HIM TO STAND BACK UP FOR A FUCKING *FIST UP*?! THE CROWD JUST SITS BACK DOWN?? CROWD JUST SMILES AND TAKES PICTURES??? WTF

[Avyon Smith @CaptainHotline]

#LIKED

[Uncle T 🇳🇬 @KRYPTIXK]

I’m sorry but these face cards are ridiculous. How can you not like black women