Captain Howdy

The ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in?

[Cage @Cagewm]

One of every animal is a song that will explain why two of every animal really never happened 🤷🏻‍♂️

[XBOX @XBOX]

RT for a chance to win an Xbox One X console inspired by the #AirJordan III. NoPurchNec. Ends 02/21/18. #Sweepstakes rules: https://t.co/BSYHSM7rcp

[Cage @Cagewm]

if it weren’t for Hollywood we would’ve never known how talented rapists and pedos can really be.

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@hypemonster49 @TheRuIes @UberFactsNiggas You're wrong. You'll prolly come at me with "it's my opinion bruh!" but your opinion is wrong. #sorrynotsorry

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@m3m3sRgood @PD2Crimewave @PlayStation @Xbox Unnecessarily*

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@m3m3sRgood @PD2Crimewave @PlayStation @Xbox You know, after they've made an even more crazy amount of money. But you still won't be able to play with anyone else and without glitches

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@m3m3sRgood @PD2Crimewave @PlayStation @Xbox Hell no. These fuckers just want you to hold out hope unnecessary and indefinitely. You won't upgrade the safehouse til at least Payday 6

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@PD2Crimewave @PlayStation @Xbox Funny how a game about stealing ended up stealing from so many people. Get the fuck on the ground, don't move, and stop releasing games

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@PD2Crimewave @PlayStation @Xbox I don't even want a refund. I want to Fucking. Play. The. Game.

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@PD2Crimewave @PlayStation @Xbox Glitches galore, and still unable to join anyone's game. Stop blaming Microsoft and admit that you released a broken product

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@PD2Crimewave @PlayStation @Xbox But THIS?! I dropped the game for a year. Waited for fixes. Waited for you to give a shit. Guess what, that didn't work either

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@PD2Crimewave @PlayStation @Xbox I've never been this heartbroken over a video game. I've been able to accept shitty games. Hell, I even pre-ordered a Tenchu game

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@PD2Crimewave @PlayStation @Xbox I really really WANT to play the game. It's fun, I like it quite a bit. It just doesn't fucking work

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@PD2Crimewave @PlayStation @Xbox I've spent enough on this game to earn a lifetime's supply of worthless DLC (i.e. all your DLC) and I still can't play the base game

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@PD2Crimewave @PlayStation @Xbox Couldn't play on Xbox 360, could barely play on PC, have never been able to play on Xbox One. I mean seriously, get your shit together

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@PD2Crimewave @PlayStation @Xbox I love this damn game and am heartbroken that, for the 3rd time buying it, it still doesn't work

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@PD2Crimewave @PlayStation @Xbox Oh my god. Stop cashing in on DLC and make the game playable. It's been broken since release and hasn't been fixed, at this point it wont be

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@PAYDAYGame @nelsonaugus fuck the DLC, make the game playable first

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@PAYDAYGame free weekends don't fix broken games

[Captain Howdy @CaptainHowdy42]

@PAYDAYGame @AidanEatsPie fuck the Steam group, fix your fucking broken Xbox game. Just kidding, I know you won't