The Captain™

I love snowboarding and homemade pasta. Header is mine.

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"First Steps"Completed! #aceattorneyt

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Some girls are literally just fucked in the head.

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@BasicLittleMee How you doin 😏

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I tweet so much.

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Happy Saint Patrick's Day. Bitches.

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There's people that strive for acceptance and belonging, and then there's me. I just don't give a fuck.

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@BasicLittleMee @coffeediva1 don't listen to her, she's evil.

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This is why playing sports is a stupid idea. https://t.co/W6IpcIqIYV

[The Arsenal Life @TheArsenalLife]

When you play defense https://t.co/Hq4qfxPRHf

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@yourpurrfectboy let's go beat him up

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@yourpurrfectboy Maybe he's just got money to blow, I'd try to make my money back either in meat, or winnings, then sell out, but whatever 😂

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@yourpurrfectboy it sounds like that guy really knows how to have fun in his spare time.

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It was very nice knowing you America.

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My girlfriend is the reason I don't tell jokes.

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My backs been hurting lately so my dad gave me some pain killers for it. They don't make these anymore... But hey, I can't feel anything 😅

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Nice trailer, dumbass 😂

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😂😂

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I can't wait to see the look on my dads face when I tell him that I'm going to be a father. He's going to be so proud.

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Cops love me and I have no idea why. Dumb luck I guess lol