THE Racoon Bandit

The handsome, spiritual cowboy

[THE Racoon Bandit @CaptainJavi]

Playing life like an RPG means
- Taking on all the quests
- Getting that gold
- Slamming back elixirs
- Saving up for stronger weapons
- Getting a sick ass mount
- And killing high lvl creatures

[Josh Fairhurst @JoshFairhurst]

Years ago, I commissioned Yoshitaka Amano to paint a cover for the upcoming GEX Trilogy.

I figured: "Why not have Square Enix's top artist illustrate Square Enix's top franchise?"

I now have the original painting framed. It's incredible to see Amano's art up close like this.

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[Otaking 🇵🇸 @TheOtaking]

Final Fantasy IV - Square - Super Famicom - 1991

Illustration by Yoshitaka Amano

[ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆 @bnwkr]

imagining a 74 year old judge reading this after a long week

[Lana Del Raytheon @whitehousebride]

Sorry, no. The actual answer, as found by a different anthropologist, was that they *were* telling the truth. Men use gourds as masturbation aids and their culture does not conceptualize this as masturbation.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what if we were turned into two brontosauruses kissing, entombed forever in a pure embrace of love

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

youtube recommends have been popping off lately

[rune sword @runesword1]

7g of protein per faerie btw

[Landry McBall, CPA @Tailgatelover47]

Got paired up with the “recently divorced” cougar coworker tomorrow in the company golf outing

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

They should invent a coworker that knows stuff

[Junk 🌴 @_Junk_]

There's NO WAY Konami announced this submarine link monster with the ability to DESTROY ITSELF on the anniversary of the OceanGate incident

[31stCenturyCombat @faithandheresy]

America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.

[new type of shiit @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[Zherka @ZherkaOfficial]

That MMO experience you have at 10 years old never gets replaced by anything, you can fuck every woman on earth, it does not fill the hole.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

When the Argonian baddie you took home from the tavern clamps down on it and starts doing death rolls

[cav empty @cavempty_]

meet me at the refreshment center

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

Anime has lied to me. Card games are not heart based at all.