A guy walks into a bar with a loaded weapon and says,
"I've got 16 bullets in the mag and 1 in the chamber.
All I want to know is who is sleeping with my wife?"
A timid voice from the back of the bar shouts, "You don't have enough bullets!!"
Remarkable statistic:
Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.