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[CaptainKing @CaptainKing2000]

Kane Parsons is

"I think therefore I am"

[CaptainKing @CaptainKing2000]

@sidhant_sarthak We need more people like you bro. amazing stuff here

[Dro 💿 Vinyl News @99Vinyl]

Say what you want, but almost 2 decades later and all three still doing it

Appreciate them while they are here

[CaptainKing @CaptainKing2000]

Ik AK pussy was wet af when he met Drake

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Akademiks linked up with Drake in person and got his OVO chain 🦉

[naw* 🪭 @NawItsMaestro]

when el clasico descends into a fist fight and tchouameni backs fede

[CaptainKing @CaptainKing2000]

WE (yes u and me) are all gonna be using this

#Newprofilepic

[Noxic @Noxlcs]

Lacy’s official mugshot has been released following his arrest last night 😳

Nobody has seen or heard from him since

[CaptainKing @CaptainKing2000]

@ShitpostGate Which admin do y'all think posted this?

[CaptainKing @CaptainKing2000]

Klay Thompson and Jay Kay fighting for who the gayest guy is

[Stranger News @StrangerNews11]

Random fact of the day:

The lead singer of Jamiroquai, Jay Kay, once broke up with Winona Ryder because her breasts were too big and she wanted to have sex all the time.

[CaptainKing @CaptainKing2000]

Counting or not counting toy gun violence

[nic @dietxcokewhore]

this teenager on the bus has a toy gun that shoots these hard jelly beads and he shot me straight in the neck and i am so fucking pissed who the fuck raised you

[CaptainKing @CaptainKing2000]

@NoDerCorum @FrankMagana15

[adin @adinross]

Sometimes I go on Omegle just to see guys stroking their 🍆 ... anyone else? 😌

[CaptainKing @CaptainKing2000]

Hospitalmaxxing

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Clavicular has been hospitalized after suspected overdose, TMZ reports.

(https://t.co/fdQbaMBaJ0)

[CaptainKing @CaptainKing2000]

@tlactl @Aleks17376103 The human handprint is one of the first paintings ever tho. Cave paintings have been there for thousands of years, so it's definitely one of the first right.

[CaptainKing @CaptainKing2000]

I'm starting to think the big Universal logo doesn't actually exist

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New look at Earth during sleepy time.

(Source: Artemis II Crew)

[Proton VPN @ProtonVPN]

1/4
Google has known about a bug that breaks VPN apps for 7 months, leaving users exposed with no warning or error, just a VPN app that stopped working in the background.

If you're using ANY VPN on Android, you can help us by getting Google's attention to fix it.

Details 👇 🧵

[CaptainKing @CaptainKing2000]

Ummm quick question. Let's say hypothetically, that I have 12 tons of Kit-Kay bars in my possession. How would I use them. Just asking for a friend haha.

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

YE

BULLY
(ALBUM)

OUT NOW 🚨

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[CaptainKing @CaptainKing2000]

You're honour, my client was freewillmaxxing

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 "Looksmaxxing" streamer Clavicular has been arrested for battery in Florida.

Exclusive details: https://t.co/q85hFxgg00

[CaptainKing @CaptainKing2000]

THE ONLY GOAT 🐐🐐🐐

[yure ? @yuretalks]

Kino